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Playing b-ball with my balls, practicing my 3 pointer.

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[-] AstroStelar@hexbear.net 23 points 5 days ago

The scrotum was not built for this.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 11 points 5 days ago
[-] kristina@hexbear.net 4 points 5 days ago

What if I want them to be smooth like egg

[-] Speaker@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago

Glatter sounds like the noise I'd expect maxxed balls to make.

[-] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 15 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

First bonesmashing, now ballmaxxing. Are men okay? what-the-hell

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 11 points 5 days ago

Never were okay

[-] ghosts@hexbear.net 12 points 4 days ago

Kids these days are jumping in the lake and drowning on purpose! Try this one cool trick to not die like these stupid fuckers!

  1. don't jump in the lake and drown on purpose
[-] LeninsBeard@hexbear.net 11 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

men injecting fluids like saline into their testicles... experts warn it could lead to permanent damage

shocked-pikachu

ETA: Love that healthline dot com is giving me tips on how to get bigger balls at the end of the article

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 6 points 5 days ago

Talk to my urologist? Man fuck that woke shit, give me the saline mon capitane.

[-] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago

Some of the worst pain I've ever experienced was when I hurt my balls and they got filled with fluid. It really feels like whoever is pushing this stuff is just trying to indirectly maim as many people as possible, like that hitting your face with a hammer thing. Millenial teens could be cruel, but I can't remember any trends like these modern ones when I was a teenager, really does feel like a society in complete collapse and people just looking to hurt others by any means.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago

Someone on true anon said this might be the case of one lone ball enlarger and the story got picked up and went viral like tide pods?

[-] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago

That's quite possible. It's probably more likely than this being a proper thing people are being convinced to do. I feel like any account pushing for ball enlarging on social media would probably get banned for it.

[-] iByteABit@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago

Wtf is wrong with some men, are abnormally big balls even attractive?

[-] TheFinalCapitalist@hexbear.net 8 points 5 days ago

Its a dominance display by ballmogging all other ball havers. Those with the moggiest balls lead our cause

[-] hotspur@hexbear.net 8 points 5 days ago

This seems really counterintuitive to me. You’d think if you made your balls bigger, it would make your dick look smaller in comparison, which would be the more… traditional insecurity. Then again, maybe it’s just Gen Z, saying “fuck your conventional aesthetics!”

[-] iByteABit@hexbear.net 12 points 5 days ago

Ah yes, peak male physique

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I can't really speak on it as I'm a cishet male, but I think in some gay fetish communities do this? Or am I thinking of something else?

[-] ashenone@lemmy.ml 8 points 5 days ago

Bigger balls can safely and temporarily achieved by getting a vasectomy. So boys if you got a big date coming up and want to impress them with the size of your cajones get snipped 3-5 days in advance.

[-] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago

3-5 days is not enough time to heal so you can't cum during that time you can just show them off.

[-] ashenone@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 days ago

Sometimes a fella just wants to hear nice nuts at the end of a date

[-] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago

Man these guys would have dominated the BME pain Olympics. Also doing that with your balls is a weird fetish some people do that used to be all over shock sites.

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 6 points 5 days ago

this is dumb. there is no excuse for this. why is this not satire.

[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago

AC/DC music videos must be stopped

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 5 points 5 days ago

BIGGER NUMBER = BETTER

This mindset is a curse

[-] gayspacemarxist@hexbear.net 4 points 5 days ago

Meanwhile I had huge balls that I didn't even want. Go figure

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

According to my ex my size is pretty big compared to most men, but it's never been a thing I've thought about honestly. If anything, it makes my penis look smaller and like damn man, big balls problem?

[-] Speaker@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago

/r/bigballsproblems, which started as a companion to /r/bigdickproblems but later turned into a constantly updated list of problems people have with that one DOGE teen.

[-] Des@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago

mine started out maxxed. please someone take them does a surgeon want to try the first ball donation and transplantation?

[-] MeetMeAtTheMovies@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago

The author’s poorly concealed fetish

this post was submitted on 19 May 2026
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