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[-] stoy@lemmy.zip 61 points 1 year ago

TETRA? The radio protocol used by the police?

[-] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 58 points 1 year ago
[-] stoy@lemmy.zip 41 points 1 year ago

Sigh...

I did not expect them to be so dumb as to break their own specific encryption systems...

Well, I guess I expected the bare minimum from the government, and they let me down...

....again.

[-] 30p87@feddit.de 18 points 1 year ago

Also, the implementation is fucking horrible. The rule is literally "Press, Think, Speak", because requesting to speak and opening a connection takes a solid 5-10 seconds. Very good if you want to communicate while in a burning house. Literally everybody hates it.

[-] stoy@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 year ago

Oh, what the fuck?

One of the key benefits of radio communications, is that it acts as a megaphone, but only to people monitoring the channel.

Press the PTT key, and talk (following established radio protocol), 5-10 sec delay is crap!

[-] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 year ago

That's why fire over here is either on analog FM or DMR

[-] Pechente@feddit.de 7 points 1 year ago

That sounds horrible. What about this stupid standard takes this fucking long? Is it not improvable by current tech?

[-] w3stley@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago

They are working on it. The TETRA standard is from the 90s, and by now the last fire departments are switching to it (TETRA)

Maybe 20 years between the federal decision and the last county implementing the new standard.

[-] thewowwedeserve@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

Are you using a different Tetra than anyone else? Because every radio i have used takes at max 1-1,5s to establish communications?

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 28 points 1 year ago

No it's the tech behind milk cartons, tetrapak

It's what caused all those children to go missing

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

Sacrifices had to be made

[-] stoy@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 year ago

So Alfa Laval?

[-] spez@sh.itjust.works 50 points 1 year ago

Just fuckin' start rectally examining every damm citizen!

[-] quackers@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 1 year ago

yep, just in case theyre hiding a terrorist or pedophile up there.

Security through bureaucracy.

[-] dauerstaender@feddit.de 15 points 1 year ago

Sorry but do you have a Please Don't Form 1302?

[-] Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Only the Can You Don’t 3907B

That one does not apply today or tomorrow.

[-] Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

But I have a The Eighties Called 60873.a form that allows me to use that previous one

[-] zifnab25@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Europeans: "Those perfidious Russians and the nefarious Chinese are the two single biggest threats to our domestic security. Why... they'll just hack into any old thing and fill it full of evil communist propaganda. They'll shut down our critical infrastructure, hijack our data services, and spam us so full of phishing attempts that you won't know what's safe to click on! And all just to watch us fail, then laugh at us. The fiends!!!"

Also Europeans: "Google's CEO said we need to dismantle the last ten years of digital safety standards so we can undermine the YouTube adblocker. Make this our top priority."

[-] jackpot@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

i hope this is exclusively anti-google and not some in-between the lines way of saying we're also being too harsh to two genocidal dictatorships

[-] jet@hackertalks.com 5 points 1 year ago
[-] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 1 points 1 year ago

If anyone actually bothers to read the EU website, it's not the EU you have to worry about

[-] hackris@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago
[-] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 1 points 1 year ago

In one one of the randomly selected messages at the top of their homepage they show their opencollective page. They've marked themselves as Australian

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