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What warning label should you come with?
(lemmy.ca)
Warning: inconsistent, unpredictable, selfish
Looks like it’s my time to shine! Due to a settlement with the government I was legally required to get this.
That's the fleshiest-looking cigarette I've ever seen.
THIS PLACE IS NOT A PLACE OF HONOR
NO HIGHLY ESTEEMED DEED IS COMMEMORATED HERE
NOTHING VALUED IS HERE
WHAT IS HERE WAS DANGEROUS AND REPULSIVE TO US
THE DANGER IS STILL PRESENT IN YOUR TIME AS IT WAS IN OURS
Danger, danger: high voltage
When we touch
When we kiss
DONCHAWANNAKNOWHOWWEKEEPSTARTINFAYAHS?!?!
It's my desire.
Prolonged exposure will lead to headaches and excessive facepalming.
Contains: bad jokes, self loathing, chocolate.
Prop 86: Known in the state of California to cause more pain in your ass than a stubbed toe
Starts many projects simultaneously, finishes few, schedule and budget NOT accurate.
Unforgiving
Warning: awful.
Warning: Contents unstable, handle with care.
Not for mass consumption.
So, okay for energy consumption?
Warning: may shit on your porch if aggravated
this post was submitted on 23 May 2026
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