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If there were ever a man that didn't deserve any sympathy for something like this, it is Mitch McConnell.
Pretty much.
Oh, he’s being used by others in his party while his cognition declines? Guess what he was doing before that happened.
I can’t stop him if he plans to die standing up, but since he chose to stand directly on the face of America, he gets no tears from me as he goes.
Pos got free care for his polio and now thinks free healthcare is communism.
TIL polio contracted Mitch McConnell.
This. If there was ANYONE whom I’d wouldn’t p!ss on if he was blazing glory its this crotch turtle
I watched my father get sick and pass away. This symptom was something I saw in him a few time. Seeing this video hit me pretty hard. everything else aside all I could think was "this is sad"
Just fucking die already Christ.
Well, you’re about 2,000 years behind, but boy do I have some good news for you…
You've been banned from /r/politics
It’s crazy. I try to temper malice, but I agree with Jaderick
This was a really odd scene, dude just stares right off into space and comes back to say he's fine. That was a classic seizure if I ever saw one.
Yup my grandpa has seizures like this too. Maybe 81 year olds shouldn't occupy powerful leadership positions?
What! You’re saying the system of oligarchic gerontocracy we’ve had for all of modern history, that is literally burning our planet, should be changed?
Blasphemy!
Congress, the President, and judges need a mandatory retirement age. We have them for pilots and air traffic controllers. I would set it at 65.
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they dont in most countries
It’s even stranger to me that nobody reacted or did a damn thing for a good 10 seconds. Then they took him backstage and prepped him for questions, rather than taking him to THE FUCKING HOSPITAL LIKE NORMAL HUMANS WOULD.
Then they took him backstage and prepped him for questions, rather than taking him to THE FUCKING HOSPITAL LIKE NORMAL HUMANS WOULD.
These are Republicans though. Simple human care and compassion is not their strong point.
My first thought was that it may have been a TIA (Transient Ischemic Attack). My mother had one; she was utterly confused for a while but then fine afterwards, except that she lost her memory of several hours preceding the attack. It is similar to a stroke but it is over quickly and doesn't leave much damage. But, as that Wikipedia page notes:
The occurrence of a TIA is a risk factor for having a major stroke, and many people with TIA have a major stroke within 48 hours of the TIA.
My wife has a seizure condition, she’s much younger than Mitchell. There have been plenty of times where she just kind of trails off and in the middle of a sentence and then kind of stares off slack-jawed. McConnell already looks pretty slack-jawed so I would say a seizure diagnosis makes sense. I will also say fuck his people - I dislike the old turtle, but they obviously have no idea how to react, react slowly, and then don’t follow through and let him just stand there. He could have easily collapsed and died right there.
Dude straight up shit himself. I have seen dogs make that same look. Term limits would fix this.
Did anyone try turning him off and on again?
I nominate you to be in charge of turning him on.
Is it finally happening?
Nah, someone finally found one of his phylacteries but he’s got like six more
Oh ho! On The Badd Site you would be SO banned right now!
But high fives here. Hopefully so.
Yup, get your party hats ready. He's only got 15-20 years left in him! Good thing the new batch of incoming Republicans are so much more level headed and reasonable.
I was hoping for more of a "tonight" thing. Let me have this one.
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yo so one fuck this guy, but also this is just sad to see. fuck this dude's people for riding this shit train until it's dead.
Dude probably shat his whole self
There are too many politicians in DC who are too old to handle the most basic parts of their job without the assistance of aids. People need to stop voting for these dinosaurs.
Listen... It's fine, it's fine... Just a little Mitch Glitch, nothing to see here.
Thats the face of someone who just shat their pants and blames the youngins for it.
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Tots and pears.
Thots and playas. I think he’d really appreciate that
I think he had a focal seizure. He def should not be in office.
Glitch McConnell
Damn his skin looks like wax. Quite disturbing
Those pursed serpent lips on that waxy turtle noggin. I know that’s shallow but, oof, it’s time for this guy to go home and eat live rats or whatever he does in his free time.
in office since 1985
If any other country did this we’d call it an authoritarian shit hole, but it’s just the standard here instead
Remember that time he showed up to work all black and blue because he back chatted Elaine over her runny eggs?
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