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Imagine a hunk of plastic in the shape of a burger
Jesus, i really didn't get any of what this was trying to say. Showering with headphones is perfection? A burger is perfection? This burger is perfection?
It has a very round puffy top so it looks impressive
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That burger is a horrorshow. Who the hell wants un-melted cheese? The bun isn't toasted either.
Also, seems to be missing the rest of the toppings. No way there's any lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, bacon, or any combination of the above, on there.
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It’s hard to melt the cheese when the patty is so thin that a 3kmph wind for 8 seconds at 22C is sufficient airflow to cool it.
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Maybe they hate the idea of showering with headphones
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Life, if people actually bought and used headphones in public instead of being fuckin shitstains.
It does not even look good. It looks like a toy and if you managed to swallow it whole it would likely come out of you looking the same.
Really how is that thing someones version of greatness?
Ok ok but look at the cheese!
that looks absolutely disgusting
A fake, gross, plastic borger. Perfection.
The fuck do You need shower headphones for? Put a bluetooth speaker on the sink like a normal person. It doesn't even need to be waterproof.
Or even make your own passive amp out of a few bucks' worth of PVC.
Yay. If you don't count your time making it, you'll save $10 and have slightly louder, shitty, distorted mono sound...
Yeah, just toss your phone in the sink? Amplifies for free.
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Instead of a burger it should be a pic of a goth girl with big titties and her feet and toes with black nail polish.
sigh, okay foot fella, I guess I can buy in to your fucked up evocation of perfection, but only for all of the other parts of the image you've painted in my head.
I dream beautiful dreams.
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I always use a Bluetooth speaker.
ditto. my aomais go has really good battery life has decent fidelity and can withstand an occasional droplet
i just prop my phone on the top shelf of my shower caddy and hope for the best
Put it in the sink, the sound will amplify.
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You guys don't just randomly start hearing music inside your head?
Something wrong?
"The guitarist in my head hit a shrill harmonic."
No its too full of borger
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The trick is to be able to have flagship level anc, waterproof, Bluetooth earbuds, that have great sound, are comfortable, and have good controls, and perhaps have selective passthrough, all in realtime, that are also durable, good battery life, look good, and have repairability, all while not impacting the shower process and motions.
Like... These things are all basically the holy grail.
Edit: bonus points for being able to also wash your ears magically somehow.
Edit 2: or just make a silent shower with very good acoustic properties.
Yeah, but companies want you to buy new ones every year or two.
Boneconduction headphones. Can get real cheap ones from aliexpress, I use them for swimming every week
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Ever see Hackers?
Remember the scene before Joey gets arrested where he's taking a shower? He had ziplock bags over the cups of his head phones to keep them dry. 😌
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Ah dirty ears.
I can't believe the person that posted this had never heard of speakers
I don't even get the appeal of shower headphones. Bathrooms usually have great acoustics, blast that shit and sing along.
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this post was submitted on 26 May 2026
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