I'm not a lesbian, just an ugly guy, but that happens to me often. Some experiences transcend gender and sexuality ;-)
Do u ever make eye contact...
That's why I wear a short skirt and long sunglasses.
Wait fuck double wait I think I like them this way
Do u ever brush up against...
Nah I've got 0 hottie permanence
Hotties come and go but homies are forever. Remember that kings. 👊🤙🤟🫵✌️🫰🫦
Ha in high school yea. now I've talked to enough of them to know they're thinking about something completely random and unrelated to me and often nothing at all, which I find the most interesting.
Like they might have literally just been staring at a tree for five minutes. And then I talk to them and they're like 'I was just looking at this tree."
Especially these days, people seem increasingly surprised that a human is actually talking to them in real life.
Almost everyone is going after a small percentage of the hottest people with the most to offer, but meanwhile people are out there banging in droves, which means there are plenty of people who will bang based on personality or other things they see in people, like humor, capability, nice arms, grey sweatpants, whatever. So maybe don’t focus just on not being a 10/10 in the looks department, very few people are a 10/10. If only those people got laid, the species wouldn’t be like 9 billion strong.
I'm living proof that people out there are horny enough to fuck 1's. You can do it, virgins. I believe in you!
gotta love me some grey sweatpants
Clean and decently cared for, yes. Much less than "damn, are those new?" and those charming, sexy, even coquettish grey sweatpants are instead the malformed mustard & mucous magnet of gray stumpclothes. You've better odds picking wild mushrooms. 😅
I never knew the grey sweatpants thing until I was a grown man and bought a pair of grey yoga pants that were cut and styled like slacks. They may as well be a miniskirt for all the attention they've garnered for me when I leave work wearing them
Preach. I can't recall another article of clothing I've left the house in that's ever inspired complete strangers to, unsolicited, suddenly inquire/comment on the "nice breeze today". Are grey sweatpants some sort of secret code between meteorologists?
What is this wizardry you are speaking of? I demand sauce!
I got them from a company called betabrand. Sadly they only do small crowdfunded runs of products and I believe they don't make men's clothing anymore, so I cannot lead you to the magical yoga slacks
Oh, you can lead them to said magical snack slacks, you just can't make them any. 😁
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I'll take a funny 5/10 nine times out of ten. If she makes me laugh hard enough she might as well be a super model anyways. On an unrelated note I think I might be a little face blind.
Amen. I think I’m maybe a little face blind, or maybe I just really like quirky faces.
A friend actually pointed out to me that I tend to find more distinct faces attractive.
No….
Nah, never happened to me.
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