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What else am a going to do? The games I play don't exactly have characters who can easily be gooned to, the fuck am I going to do work it to an M3 Lee and Beep.
So? I jerk to RL women I've never met also.
I'd rather be caught watching Fortnite porn than playing Fortnite.
I can't really jork it to characters in games and media I enjoy non-hornily. It feels icky to my brain
guess I'll never play Genshin now lol
I played genshin for like 2 months, trying to figure out what people liked about it. I muted the game to stop the anime noises within the first day, skipped every cutscene by day 2 because the characters’ mannerisms pissed me off, blocked online elements within a week because other players were deeply uninteresting, and hit a hard progress wall within a month of increasingly intermittent playtime. I left after a few weekly boss rushes began to remind me of RuneScape grinding.
Which is to say, you can freely play it. It’s terrible
skipped every cutscene by day 2
It's very easy to get filtered. Get past the prologue and chapter 1 and the story gets significantly better, to the extent that the narrative and gameplay frameworks allow, and often exceeds the likes of Dark Souls in both story and lore.
Masquerade Of The Guilty is fucking cinema and I will fight anyone who disagrees.
I got to the lightning island and found the only interesting aspects of the entire game to be snippets of conversation from certain characters and floating around like botw. The philosophy relating to eternity and responsibility from some of the gods, enemies, and the former king (I think) of the fallen kingdom were about all I cared to listen to.
Gameplay 3/10- combat made me want to die. Movement was alright.
style 4/10- heavily reduced due to intolerable anime noises. Muted, 7/10.
Dialogue 2/10- I was deeply uninterested in most of their repeated jokes and maladjusted chicanery. Eyepatch girl, in particular, needs a second lobotomy.
Story 6/10- it’s a neat framework that they simply did not execute in a way that I could enjoy.
Overall, 4/10, not worth playing. If muting voices had been an option, I’d bump it up.
Genshin Impact? If he's big enough
Wonderful favor you've done yourself!
"And this guy.... He only started playing the game because he liked gooning to the R34 art so much"
sometimes there are some video games the porn is better then the actual game.
i could probably recognize most genshin characters without ever playing that half-assed game once
I played Genshin not as a Gacha but as an Action Adventure akin to BotW, and I really enjoyed it. It has some beautiful environments. When I started to play it as a Gacha, I lost interest soon.
why does it matter if the gooner never played the game
They're Fake Gooning. It's unethical
goon gatekeeping should be a cardinal sin
I always considered it a kink.
I can't help it, it's the only way I can get off.
2B is hot tho. I ain't playing that game. It's too fucking long and it looks boring.
Pan up. The game has mods... I don't think I need to sell you more.
I personally really enjoyed it. Post nut clarity really helps engage with the philosophic part of the game
Hmmm yes I’m feeling particularly philosophical while playing this one
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and it looks boring.
It's developed by platinum, so gameplay is anything but boring.
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See? Stop judging kids who wear Nirvana t-shirts without knowing it's a band
We're all guilty
lol that was awhile ago that fad started. And yes I spent like 2 months talking to youngins o you like metallica/nirvanna/greenday thats coo.
And then not understanding why they didnt know what the fuck I was talking about. Dookie is my all time favorite album! Why are you confused about that statement? You didnt know you are wearing a dookie tee shirt?
Maybe they were just fans of poo
I'm only realizing now how Green Day got a bunch of people to say "I love dookie" with a straight face. Fucking. Hilarious.
My gaming time is limited, unlike my love for bubble butts in fun outfits.
I also goon to characters from movies I've never seen! But I have heard nothing but good things about Zootopia.
If you're gooning to the characters, you'd probably enjoy the movie, to be honest!
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Me when people goon to video game characters instead of specifically to me! (Hornyposting)
There's more sexy characters in the games I won't like the gameplay of than the games I usually like to play. 🤷♂️
Shit, a lot of games I play don't even have people in them. Am I supposed to just goon to rule 34 of machinery?
Yes.
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this post was submitted on 06 Jun 2026
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