She's literally using her own children as a shield for her lies, those poor kids.

None of these people ever faced any actual hardship in their entire entitled lives.

I bet she gets up early and makes their lunches for them.

I haven't read the article, so I'll continue to assume the baby sitter was intended for Jared.

Although, would you want those two Trump brothers watching your children?

Yeah doubt that'll happen. Though this next quote seemed pretty accurate.

“They’re going to have to walk a very thin line between obfuscating in a way that’s not perjury and appeasing their father’s ego so that he doesn’t throw them under the bus when he testifies, which of course he’s going to do no matter what they do,” Mary Trump said ... referring to the two sons.

Yeah, where are these reporters getting these theories from? This is a mafia family.

And that babysitter would be a princess.

Somehow I get the impression she’d rather stay far away from political office after dealing with dad. Don Jr is more likely to try and fail on that front. She’d rather find a good sweatshop in China and start a new clothing line.

I was going to say “she might actually be a better human being” and then realized the low bar I was setting.

Ew

I actually thought she meant her school. Which maaaaybe, kiiiinda made sense (apart from her helping fucking up the lives of many Americans.)

But it's her kids' school? What a lousy, lousy excuse!

Yup, it plays well with his audience - she's just a poor stay at home mom doing her best to take care of her kids, and the evil radical left is dragging her into their witch hunt, harming her kids

Yeah it's bullshit, but it's good bullshit

Oh, it's gonna be a big week. My son will be born. I'm not joking. Sorry.for capturing your comment, but I have to let the world know. Besides, there still are good things happening.

Ivanka may be less likely to perjure herself, but she’s also much more likely to intentionally throw Donald under the bus to save her own skin. She already feels the noose tightening around the entire operation, and is desperate to distance herself.

the bad thing about finding Ivanka Trump hot is that now you have something in common with his father, Donald Trump.

How do you feel about deep voices?