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[-] JennyLaFae@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago

A friend of mine did a 4 foot party sub in high school, and pizza was commonly done by having it delivered to the non-alarmed emergency exits.

[-] bluesquid0741b@aussie.zone 4 points 1 day ago

One of my friends once jammed an aluminium foil take-away container filled with spaghetti Bolognese under his jacket to take into the cinema.

[-] Vanth@reddthat.com 15 points 1 day ago

30-pack of beer. Hoisted on the shoulder in clear view while giving the theatre worker my ticket. Teenage minimum wage workers by end of summer DGAF.

[-] IronBird@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

ime you can just walk in with bag of takeout, noone working a theater gets paid nearly enough to care about outside food.

[-] voxthefox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 day ago

Back when I worked at a theater a lady brought in a full kfc family feast. No one stopped her because no one there was paid enough to have to deal with a lady being denied her family meal.

[-] Nemo@slrpnk.net 11 points 1 day ago

A cubic foot of baked ziti casserole with eggplant.

[-] vladmech@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Couple buddies and I all had trench coats back in the day with a bunch of interior pockets. We’d have multiple two liters of soda and giant bags of popcorn and candy (we were teenagers and thought this was the coolest thing ever)

[-] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 9 points 1 day ago

Back in the day 2 bottles of Boones Farm Strawberry Hills Wine Coolers. The big ones, 750ml. Both down my pants. 2 glasses to boot.

[-] dewritoninja@pawb.social 5 points 1 day ago

Back in the 90s my parents used to sneak a whole rotisserie chicken every now and then

[-] Longmactoppedup@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago

Witnessed a take away laksa being consumed in a cinema once. I'm sure the seats were never the same in a radius around the culprit.

A pocketful of baked beans to munch on.

[-] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 6 points 1 day ago

THIS MOTHERFUCKER EATIN' BEANS!

Some guy two rows back brought in sushi once.

[-] Ilixtze@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

Back in college; My friends and I once smuggled a whole pizza and a roasted chicken pretending to be backpackers.

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

A twelve inch sub, two bags of chips, a bottle of soda for each, and some Reese's cups.

I did the entire load except the Reeses.

This was back when FUBU was still a viable company. I could fit a full sized handgun in each pocket, so two drink bottles in one and a sandwich in the other were easy. Chips in the back pockets. With pants that loose, and a baggy shirt over the top, it wasn't even visible lol. Good belt helped though.

With a good coat in winter, I could smuggle anything I damn well wanted almost anywhere. Hell, anywhere at all that didn't search people, no almost.

Edit: me and my homie went together, it wasn't all for me

[-] mmmberry@beehaw.org 3 points 1 day ago

And here I was thinking I was bad for bringing a foil wrapped burrito. Had to time my unwrapping...

But my purse is big enough, I think I could get away with a small tray of food.

[-] Soapbox@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

A six pack of beer in glass bottles. For the midnight premiere of Jackass 2 in my college town. Theater was full. Everyone was drinking before and during the movie. It was quite the party.

[-] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

Dollar show theater we'd sneak in bottles of beer, picnic style food like sandwiches and trail mix, once saw some people divvying up a whole roasted chicken

[-] agentTeiko@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago

16 6in sub sandwiches with chips crushed and sprinkled inside the sandwich. For our group I only had 2.

Also another time left over pot roast.

[-] thepizzaguy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

sesame chicken and fried rice

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