How would they go to Valhalla if the monks can't fight?
You just could still trip on a dead monk while slaughtering them and break your neck. I am sure that counts as death in battle.
Disclaimer: Not a Valhalla lawyer.
I wonder if it counts if you fall overboard on the ship on the way to the raid?
Valhalla on earth
An incident with the mead horn afterwards...
Uh, unexpected Sam Riegel/Critical Role
Historical reality - monasteries filled with monks on the verge of starvation and no gold. Vikings be disappoint.
Ripe for the taking.
Valhalla, here they come
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