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[-] Tattorack@lemmy.world 69 points 1 year ago
[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

I'm inside my apartment on the other side of the Atlantic and I too can smell it.

[-] misk@sopuli.xyz 48 points 1 year ago
[-] TheDoctorDonna@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

Brad Pitt was his stand in, can't you tell?

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 22 points 1 year ago

I'm just going to go out on a limb and assume the sketch artist makes money on Patreon selling custom Edward Cullen "art" and just couldn't stop the habit.

[-] loutr@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago

Holy shit the pic with Caroline Ellison is amazing lmao

[-] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Is this the guy who starred in The Bankman?

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago

Sketch artist: "No can do, but if you slip me a Bennie, I can make it look like you have a chin"

[-] sndmn@lemmy.ca 35 points 1 year ago

He should have asked to sketch artist to make him look not guilty.

[-] cley_faye@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

They are artists, not magicians.

[-] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 year ago

It's early and I thought this was The Onion for a good 2 minutes. Wow.

[-] MermaidsGarden@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

Wow, I’m shocked! Well, maybe not that shocked.

[-] o0joshua0o@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

The narcissism doesn't fall far from the tree

[-] oldone@kbin.social 21 points 1 year ago

sketch artist: "I'm good, but not that good"

[-] Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Ah, like father like son I see

[-] Stuka@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

...why are courtroom sketch artist still a thing?

[-] Taigagaai@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

Because it's usually not allowed to take pictures in court

[-] Stuka@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

That's not a real reason. Most courts are recorded, have stenographer and apparently sketch artists. There's absolutely no reason for court sketch artists to exist in modern society. It's just silly and wreaks of some conservative tradition.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 16 points 1 year ago

I don't think providing steady employment to a local artist is the worst thing taxes support.

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[-] paraphrand@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Those recordings are not available to the public though, right? Isn’t that the difference? Or am I just mislead here?

I see why the tradition of it feels conservative. But I dunno. I think it’s cool. Seems like good culture.

[-] RidgeDweller@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

But why? Seems arbitrary and antiquated

[-] LufyCZ@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Think it's to protect the identities of people

[-] Stuka@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

It's working well, I definitely do not know it's trump Jr there.

[-] LufyCZ@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

That's not who it's supposed to be protecting lol

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 0 points 11 months ago

Then who’s it supposed to protect?

[-] LufyCZ@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Witnesses, the jury, people like that

[-] topinambour_rex@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Because AI aren't allowed in court, yet...

[-] Kase@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

"Why does the defendant have a different number of fingers in every scene?"

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

-AI flips you off with 13 middle fingers on each hand

[-] kandoh@reddthat.com 0 points 1 year ago

Artist is better for privacy.

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 0 points 11 months ago

Only proportionally to how much they suck at their craft

[-] kandoh@reddthat.com 1 points 11 months ago

More like for not accidentally including jury members in the shot

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

It's even worse if you see him do it on camera. He did everything but wink and do an air kiss.

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

That would at least have made me laugh. This made me want to retch.

[-] eran_morad@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Classy guy like that? No way.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

They captured his stank cloud well

[-] TheJims@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

They’re sketch artists not magicians

[-] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

They are an artist Jr not a miracle worker.

[-] theotherone@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago

Take comfort knowing the sketch artist made him look like Jack Smith’s brother.

[-] kescusay@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

[-] holycrap@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Well if the artist honored that request they wouldn't have gotten a likeness

[-] nxdefiant@startrek.website 4 points 1 year ago

He looks like the portrait of Dorian Grey

I'd make a joke about Jr saying, "Before, right? Right?!??" but he wouldn't get the reference.

[-] Txcfe@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 year ago
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