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Anon is a stoic (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 1 year ago by haroldstork@lemm.ee to c/greentext@lemmy.ml
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[-] glennglog22@kbin.social 78 points 1 year ago

This sounds like some Disco Elysium shit

[-] idunnololz@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Man's out here rolling snake eyes.

[-] reflex@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I knew I recognized that avatar! Senchaaa ♥️

[-] apotheotic@beehaw.org 63 points 1 year ago

In fairness, I would be distraught if I ever misplaced my gay card. What would the others think of me at the bi-weekly brunch?

[-] Tehgingey@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 year ago

"Bi-weekly" is hilarious, well done

[-] emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de 50 points 1 year ago

Does everyone on 4chan have a humiliation fetish? That's a rhetorical question, because obviously who else would go on 4chan.

[-] octoperson@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 year ago

A stoic is a boid that brings babies

[-] reflex@kbin.social 14 points 1 year ago

Naw, that's a stork.
A stoic is a thick cut of moit.

[-] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 year ago

That's a steak. Stoic is what you get when you boil bones in water.

[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

That's a stock. Stoic is what you get when you drive too deep into mud or sand.

[-] malijaffri@feddit.ch 6 points 1 year ago

Nah, man, you're thinking of 'stuck'. Stoic is what you do to a burning pile of wood or coals to keep the fire going.

[-] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

No, no, that's 'stoke'.

You're thinking of an event where workers coordinate and walk off the job, usually as an act of protest seeking increased compensation or better working conditions.

[-] Kase@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

No that's smoke. Stoic is what holds a bicycle wheel in place.

[-] jcdenton@lemy.lol 33 points 1 year ago
[-] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago
[-] jcdenton@lemy.lol 3 points 1 year ago

I'm gonna place 20 proximity mines around you before our fight

[-] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Fine, I'm still playing odd job slaps

[-] reflex@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Fuckin loser

Dude should just 'Laputan Machine' himself, eh JC? 😏

[-] Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

>not planting 20 proximity mines before cutscene.

Come on, dude.

[-] rustyfish@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

One of the more believable greentexts. Pretty sure that’s spot on with 4chaners.

[-] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 4 points 1 year ago

A tale of woe without redemption

[-] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 1 points 8 months ago

Kids today and their Marcus Aurelius.

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