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Sausage Rules (slrpnk.net)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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[-] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Stop setting unrealistic expectations for sausage rolls! These are also beautiful, and their feelings are valid! Not all sausage rolls are taut and perky and you should acknowledge that!

/s obviously, but this is the interwebs

[-] TheFriar@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

The fuck even went wrong with them?! This has to be intentional. Meat doesn’t stretch when it gets cooked

[-] HeavyCream@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago
[-] TheFriar@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You’re right, I guess I can only say that when I put my penis in the oven at 350 for 20 min, it doesn’t grow. In fact, it gets smaller and very red and tender

[-] jedi_hamster@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

They were squeezed out

[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Kane Lynch's character in Role Models would have a field day with these

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