Must've been so awkward in his early years when asked "Vlad the Impaler?? How many people have you impaled" and you have to say none
Sigh I'm already 40 and I haven't impaled anyone yet :(
Move to a red state, you won't be able to resist the temptation.
Neither have I ..... however, my aging diseased body has recreated the experience of the pain for me
Makes you wanna hurt people less when you hurt constantly.
You all need therapy wtf...
I do. But I have turned my self hatred into love for the rest of you fucks.
back in the day he was just Vlad from Accounting
Here's a classic for you
Vlad from Accounting didn’t reimburse his first expense report until he was in his 30s.
A true inspiration to us all.
mid-30s in the 15th century? .. isn't that the equivalent of saying mid 70s in the 2020s?
mid-30s in the 15th century meant that you were basically almost dead with some sort of physical health problem, you got a scratch and died of infection or you just starved to death from malnutrition.
He was a warlord, so I'm guessing with the mix of his status which gave him better care as well as being lucky, he lived longer.
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