"Excellent", responds Musk to himself.
Musk looks at Facebook and Nextdoor... "WE'RE #1! WE'RE #1!"
Never heard of Nextdoor. What is that?
I briefly used it. It connects you to all of your neighbors. It's good for knowing what's going on in your community.
Also good for finding out how many racists live near you.
I mean, someone needs to engage with the bots on that platform and he's certainly not going to pay someone else to do it.
Strokes cat and maniacally proclaims .. . 43 BILLION dollars! Mwahaha..
That is the crispest Pikachu face I have ever seen.
Crispachu
That's some high res looking pikachu, i stole it.
By design
I am absolutely shocked, I tell you. Shocked.
Well not that shocked
Twitter has always been the platform of smooth brains. It's not surprising it is all full of shit.
They used to moderate. Scientific discussion there was also top tier
Twitter could be a very different experience depending on who you followed. That's not the case anymore.
Don't forget people discussing the virtues of Nazism openly!
And the article ends in the author's Follow me on Twitter.
Don't you hate it when you're trying to type and your Enter key transforms into a Fake News key?
it’s better than reaching for a semicolon and typing a russian flag again
Every X user: Yeah you tell em! Huh? Me? No I use the good parts.
noncredible take: musk is a us gov sock puppet and if x is like this then its because that allowes 3 letter agencys to lure certein ppl in security to speak so they can be tracked better.
This would be plausible if there weren't so many examples of the FBI utterly failing to pick up on strings of red flags on social media.
Then stop using it? 😅 Promote your own instance and delete every EU government account on Twitter. Cowards.
FYI: ~~x.org~~ I mean x.com is blocked in Russia by roscomnadzor. Here's to-fuck-list:
This is a most excellent place for technology news and articles.
