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submitted 11 months ago by Scavenger_Solardaddy@lemmy.ml to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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[-] _cnt0@sh.itjust.works 84 points 11 months ago

[-] DmMacniel@feddit.de 60 points 11 months ago

As a side note: you were/are able to send SMS to a landline and the provider of it would convert it to speech and read the content to you.

[-] Faydaikin@beehaw.org 18 points 11 months ago

The old landlines had a ton of smart features. It's just that very few of us knew about them and thus they went unused.

[-] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

So I guess it's because she never texts back

[-] Palacegalleryratio@hexbear.net 24 points 11 months ago

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

Damn, I didn't know I was an idiot

[-] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

Fraid so, the ankle bracelet doesn’t help either

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

It's certainly heavy

[-] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

Hah what an idiot! Not plugged in lmfao

[-] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 11 months ago

Lol

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago

Bro she's busy manning the red telephone to an important world leader. If she fucks up we could all die in a nuclear war. Let her concentrate.

[-] ramius345@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago

Let's start with the fact that is a rotary phone.

[-] Avnar@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 11 months ago

Kein Schwein ruft mich an...

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 0 points 11 months ago

I really do suck at texting back and the ladies seem to hate it

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