I'm also wearing Olukai flip flops.

They are asserting dominance. When in doubt, it's always that.

The older i get the more im like this

And slaps.

And sandals.

If he's a postie then it's actually a legal requirement.

That's how you spot the NPCs in the simulation

I got to visit Scotland once and was told in no uncertain terms that we were not to refer to the weather as "cold."

It might be brisk. It might even be bracing. But never cold. Has to be something to it.