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Just one more mass killing and they'll find the secret base (hexbear.net)

submitted 2 years ago by hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 27 points 2 years ago

Is this headquarters in the room with us now?

[-] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago

Don't you see? The headquarters was inside us the whole time, we just had to believe in it~what~ ~the~ ~fuck~ ~am~ ~I~ ~saying~

[-] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 2 years ago

what the fuck am I saying

We are all Hamas on this glorious day

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

bridget-vibe

[-] GriffithDidNothingWrong@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago

New bit idea: decentralized leadership

[-] seeking_perhaps@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Hamas works from home.

[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

"Dastardly Hamas must be stopped! They protested that the hospital was in no way related to Hamas so strongly that it was only logical to assume that's where there base actually was! I mean, why would they transport all of those human shields there if they weren't trying to protect their leadership!

So now, when they protest that this new area has nothing to do with Hamas, they know we'll think they're lying so they're saying the opposite, which means it must be there. So we simply have no choice but to continue bombing anywhere they say Hamas' base isn't until they tell us where the actual base is...so we can bomb it."