I'm busy for the next couple of weekends so it would work better for me if you went first

Isnt @booty@hexbear.net up on deck first to resolve the fork? He was ahead of me in context's list anyway.

Two posts in a row where I got left off the list

Am I in the gulag?

I'm starting to believe in simulation theory. I think the fall of the USSR was the planned end and now some alien is just seeing what wacky hijinks they can cause in our world.

Once again joining the pandemic on the side of the disease. Praise Grandpa Nurgle!

Government: don't have kids if you can't afford it

Us: Ok

Government: wait no, not like that

Not really, when Paul makes the comment the people around him have no idea what he is talking about

Stop, don't go any deeper, save yourself before you become allergic to grass

I was at 300 applications for 4 interviews and one offer, go into STEM they said, you'll be employable they said

The founding fathers were afraid of the "tyranny of the masses" so they intentionally designed every step of the US government to be as conservative and undemocratic as possible. It is less stupid and more malice which drove our cluster fuck today.

Chinese organ harvesting has gone too far this time!

Based