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[-] herrherrmann@lemmy.ml 77 points 1 year ago

The red squiggly underlines make me sad.

[-] LaSaucisseMasquee@jlai.lu 48 points 1 year ago

Screenshooting a Word document is utterly disgusting.

[-] itsAllDigital@feddit.de 15 points 1 year ago

Absolutely! It should be an OpenDocument Spreadsheet

[-] Dekthro@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Screenshooting, lol.

[-] StimulatedYorkie@lemmy.ml 46 points 1 year ago

I’m an American and I approve this message.

[-] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 29 points 1 year ago
[-] hglman@lemmy.ml 30 points 1 year ago

I just awoke from 21ks of sleep.

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This just made me think, why haven't those damn commie Europeans with their fancy metric system come up with a better system for measuring time yet?

People like to talk a lot of shit about how subjective the definitions for an inch or a mile are, but I never hear complaints about how a second or an hour are antiquated and based on things that only make sense from an Earth-centric point of view.

I just feel like someone be mad at Americans for still using hours (ugh, trivially decided on the amount of time it takes the Earth to rotate) and not something like the amount of time it takes for 1 kilogram of water to decay via natural radiation when under a vacuum.

By the way, before downvoting, this post is heavy with /s in case it wasn't obvious.

Edit: I just looked up the formal definition of a second and it is "the duration of 9,192,631,770 periods of the radiation corresponding to the transition between the two hyperfine levels of the ground state of the caesium-133 atom".

[-] sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's all so arbitrary is funny. People get so passionate, but then I'll bring up,"Why aren't we using Swatch Time?" Or, why don't we have 13 months of exactly 28 days (With a bonus vacation day or two)?

They'll usually fall back on what people are used to or tradition or something that just supports staying on imperial measurements. To be clear, I don't give a shit what measurement system is used. It's not like it takes a big brain to figure out what is going on when you travel.

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[-] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 42 points 1 year ago

God, I wish we used this here. It is such a better system than our system of potholes being measured in washing machines in some parts of the country.

[-] ezmack@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 year ago

What you're too fancy to divide by 25.4 or multiply by .0397?

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[-] Comment105@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Me head has a dent the size of two small pollocks, or a couple elderly bonobo tits, if you like.

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[-] Frederic@beehaw.org 39 points 1 year ago
[-] HurlingDurling@lemm.ee 26 points 1 year ago

American who just woke up... upvote cuz metric

[-] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 7 points 1 year ago

Downvote cuz screenshot, and SWAT OP cuz Word.

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[-] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 year ago

I don't think I've ever seen thousands separators in decimals

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[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 24 points 1 year ago

The list isn't even complete

[-] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 6 points 1 year ago

Should have been millo, cento, deco, hecta and kila instead of milli, centi, deci, hecto, and kilo.

[-] Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago

And kilo should have been K nit k, and all should have matching characters not k-m, M-μ, G-n, T-p, P-f, E-a.
Only Z-z, Y-y, Q-q, R-r are nice.

μ is probably the greatest sin as it isn't present on way too many keyboard layouts.

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[-] gutter564@feddit.uk 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Where are the metric units? All I see is prefixes explained

[-] Mercival@lemm.ee 30 points 1 year ago

My sibling in Satan, that's the backbone of the metric system. Nobody said anything about units.

[-] dmention7@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Gotcha, so we're talking kilotons and microinches then?

Or is it actually the units that make the metric system scary to Americans?

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[-] Psythik@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Joke's on you; I'm an insomniac.

And FWIW we use the metric system too. We just tend to mix it with US Customary, like how Canada and The UK does with Metric and Imperial. Except the UK uses more Metric than Imperial. Vice versa for the US. Food is sold using both. Science and computing are always in Metric. And a few other things too but it's 4am and I'm too tired to think.

Edit: I don't even know how a CPU's temperature translates to Fahrenheit, but for weather it makes perfect sense. I know that 100°F is hot for outside, and that 80°C is hot for a processor. But I couldn't tell you what is what if you swapped the measurements.

[-] Dirk@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago

If you'd swap those, your CPU would be super cool and outside would be deadly.

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[-] ox0r@jlai.lu 16 points 1 year ago

nooooo my teaspoon measurements!

[-] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 year ago

It's just prefixes, you can use decateaspoons if you want.

[-] ox0r@jlai.lu 4 points 1 year ago

Those are tablespoons!

[-] BastingChemina@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 year ago

US, UK, Canadian or metric teaspoon? It's all different measurements.

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[-] unagi@feddit.nl 14 points 1 year ago

This isn’t the metric system.

[-] Mubelotix@jlai.lu 14 points 1 year ago

This is wrong. Some identifiers should start with a lowercase letter (like kilo)

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[-] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago

Sleep deprived Canadian approves.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 1 year ago

And then there're the Americans who point at the Metric system and scream "why not us". Which is anyone who's sane and not afraid of change.

[-] turtlepower@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

Americans

sane

I am by no means sane, but I'm all about metric.

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[-] MrMobius@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

Damn, I did 2 years of physics studies but I never heard about atto and exa. Though I did spend a lot of time to try to memorise the other ones.

[-] Pitri@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 year ago

Just wait until you hear about zetta (10^21) and yotta (10^24) and their inverses zepto (10^-21) and yocto (10^-24). :D

Huh, neat! When fact-checking my statement, I just learned that there are even two more prefixes on each side of the scale: ronna (10^27), quenna (10^30), ronto (10^-27) and quecto (10^-30). They got added last year.

[-] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

I’m waiting for the day when planck length (1.6 * 10^-35 m) has its own prefix.

[-] noisypine@infosec.pub 10 points 1 year ago

American here up voting because sane measurements.

[-] Jimi_Hotsauce@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

It's just so confusing, the American system is so much better /s

[-] 001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

As an American, I upvoted.

Edit: Wait, why am I awake at 5am?

[-] ZILtoid1991@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

I wait to the day the US rejects the metric completely, and invents a new system for Voltage measurement (proposed unit names: cell, shock, spark).

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American expat upvoting for science

[-] ArcticLynx@feddit.de 5 points 1 year ago

it's beautiful

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