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this is why I am fat (slrpnk.net)
submitted 11 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[-] someguy3@lemmy.ca 32 points 11 months ago

I honestly don't know what those bottom things are. Deep fried something?

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 45 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Definitely crab rangoon.

They're mostly cream cheese, but they manage to be way better than you'd think

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

mistake?

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

Im dyslexic, so I rely a bit heavily on the keyboard to minimize errors from that. But, sometimes it causes others lol.

[-] Mozingo@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

They look like crab rangoons.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 12 points 11 months ago

Exactly.

Deep-fried I don't care I'm eating its

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

You stuff hors doeurves into your open wounds?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

You don't?

[-] Zerush@lemmy.ml 13 points 11 months ago

[-] DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 months ago

I don't know what boo-boos crab rangoons cure, but I have a small knife and some furniture with pointy edges, so I'm gunna flail around until I ouch myself in hopes I am awarded this remedy.

[-] mriormro@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Hey man, it's either this or I go back to the booze. Unfortunately both ate pretty fatal for my maladaptive ass.

[-] GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social 5 points 11 months ago

I find a nice bourbon works well for adult boo-boos.

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

for sedation & pain relief In the olden days, doctors would liquor-up kids too

[-] Jerb322@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

My wife makes a bomb ass Crab Rangoon in our air fryer! I can kill 6 or 7 easily with my meal.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

[-] ThePJN@sopuli.xyz 4 points 11 months ago

Mmm. All cheese and vaguely seafood flavoured mini-samosas.

[-] bloubz@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 11 months ago

Cheese??? No no

[-] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 3 points 11 months ago

mmmm cholesterol

[-] mo_lave@reddthat.com 3 points 11 months ago

i'm fat 'cause i'm fly, you ain't cause you're not

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