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If your fully grown dog is small enough to pick up with one hand then it's actually a domesticated rat. (hexbear.net)
submitted 11 months ago by ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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And if it's big enough for an 8 year old to ride it's actually a miniature cow.

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[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 28 points 11 months ago

It's true but also rats are good and deserve love

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago

This is also true but I've never been chased down the street or bitten by a rat

[-] envis10n@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

Pizza rat is coming for you

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago

Are Rats better then dogs? thinking-about-it

[-] MerryChristmas@hexbear.net 21 points 11 months ago

All dogs are small enough to pick up with one hand if you've got really big hands.

[-] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago

shaq picking up a mastiff

[-] MerryChristmas@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

Ngl that is also who I was picturing.

[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago

He's a good boy actually.

[-] Crowtee_Robot@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago

If he's a rat then as a terrier he's a traitor to his people. A rat rat if you will.

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago

Is this dialectics

[-] Cherufe@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

What if my hand is very powerful?

[-] MarxGuns@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Ah, so that Staffordshire mixed terrier I lifted the other day, domesticated rat. Good to know!

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