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[-] jimmydoreisalefty@lemmus.org 115 points 1 year ago

Problem is they have gained psychological warfare tactics, hahaha.

[-] buwho@lemmy.ml 28 points 1 year ago

yeah food science creates a helluva drug. fat,salt,sugar dopamine addiction.

[-] DmMacniel@feddit.de 11 points 1 year ago

Where'd you study tactics, boy?

[-] Mewtwo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago

Eat these French fries or you'll be alone forever

[-] dub@lemmy.world 91 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I mean unironically this is how fasting and dieting works lol. Just don't eat it

[-] Lord_McAlister@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

Also crippling anorexia :D

[-] Cabrio@lemmy.world 49 points 1 year ago

Unless it comes from the anorexia region of France it's just sparkling weight loss.

[-] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 year ago
[-] bufordt@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

Fucking anorexic vampires.

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago

Pics or it didn’t happen

[-] finkrat@lemmy.world 54 points 1 year ago

At the risk of un-funning the meme, this is hard as hell. Took some health issues to snap me out of it and start taking care of myself. I know some folks that aren't stopped by health issues. Food addiction really sucks and erodes your willingness to deny it. Consent is a small part of the picture, though important.

They say quitting smoking is very hard, but quitting food abuse is harder.

[-] explodicle@local106.com 7 points 1 year ago

I quit smoking years ago. It was rough, but at least I never need to smoke another cigarette for the rest of my life. It's a lot easier to maintain "never" than to maintain "daily but not too much".

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[-] WtfEvenIsExistence@reddthat.com 43 points 1 year ago

Don't want to poop for 3 days? Just say no.

Poop cannot legally leave your body without your consent.

[-] norawibb@sh.itjust.works 60 points 1 year ago
[-] Godric@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago

Suck it back in, don't let your own poop make you it's bitch

[-] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago

Like with my mouth or do I suck with my butt?

[-] Godric@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Whichever you feel most comfortable with, but sending it back the way it came is some "you shall not pass" energy

[-] Cabrio@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
[-] WtfEvenIsExistence@reddthat.com 3 points 1 year ago

@mizu6079@lemmy.world does that fail the challenge?

[-] shottymcb@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Shame your wisdom came too late to help that poor fellow.

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[-] downpunxx@kbin.social 40 points 1 year ago

thin people just have a way of shutting that whole thing down

[-] cantsurf@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Their mouths?

[-] cantsurf@lemm.ee 30 points 1 year ago

I understand that food is delicious and it is enjoyable to eat but have you considered that the combination of being either poor or cheap, while also being lazy can make you skinny?

I seriously don't even want to go to the grocery store, pay for all these groceries, unload all that shit from my car, prepare a meal, eat it (the only nice part), do the dishes, put the dishes away, take out the trash, clean the kitchen.

Eating less food less often is way easier than doing all that stuff, and its way cheaper. Fast food isn't even inexpensive nowadays and its so bad for you.

Don't be fat, be cheap and lazy.

[-] shottymcb@lemm.ee 30 points 1 year ago

That just makes you skinny-fat though. Source: am normal BMI with the strength of a wet paper towel.

[-] cantsurf@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Don't let perfect be the enemy of good enough.

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[-] totallynotarobot@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Marshmallow biceps unite!

I'd raise my glass to you but it heavy

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[-] Ilflish@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Ironically eating takeout, fast food like McDonald's is one of the more reliable low calorie meals. Chicken Burger, diet drink and 6 nugs is 700 cals where the norm seems to be around 1000 by me. Subway is probably the best for me with a 200 cal salad but I'm not craving take out to eat a salad

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[-] Ilflish@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago

I'm a little calorie whore

[-] Nacktmull@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Be careful, little calorie whores quickly become big calorie whores ...

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[-] Lexam@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 year ago

The eight fake spiders you eat in your sleep every year have entered the chat.

[-] cantsurf@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

I'm going to need ... Whatever the appropriate number of tiny handcuffs is. That's illegal.

[-] instamat@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Why is the left burger on top of a sliced tomato and a piece of lettuce?

[-] Igloojoe@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

They should replace that would onion rings and bbq sauce.

[-] danielfgom@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

The coke is the unhealthiest part ironically. The burger is the healthiest part because if you don't put loads of sauce, it's pure beef, lettuce and tomato with a roll. All healthy ingredients.

The chips are medium- healthy, the problem being the oil. So only have a few if you can, preferably without salt.

Something like KFC is far worse because the chicken is coated in crumbs and deep fried - LOADS of bad oil.

[-] Llewellyn@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

The burger is also a bun. It's a lot of calories from carbohydrates.

[-] danielfgom@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Yes but it's not as bad as you think. Just eat the bottom half.

I'm on dialysis and the Dietician says I can eat it, but just half the bun. If it's ok for me, it'll be fine for your if your kidneys are ok.

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[-] codapine@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

The human body has a way to shut that down /s

[-] lntl@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 year ago

Dare to resist!

[-] grill@thelemmy.club 6 points 1 year ago

How can I lose weight if lettuce keeps falling out of my burger?

[-] Godric@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

This is my strat for dinner as I broil bacon and filet mignon

[-] shottymcb@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

The great thing about eating the rich is the multitude of uses their rendered fat has. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[-] KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Wished you had shared this with that vegan chick who died.

[-] SoaringDE@feddit.de 9 points 1 year ago

WHAT? Died due to not eating?? There's enough vegan food in the world?

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