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[-] WtfEvenIsExistence@reddthat.com 43 points 2 years ago

Don't want to poop for 3 days? Just say no.

Poop cannot legally leave your body without your consent.

[-] norawibb@sh.itjust.works 60 points 2 years ago
[-] Godric@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago

Suck it back in, don't let your own poop make you it's bitch

[-] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 4 points 2 years ago

Like with my mouth or do I suck with my butt?

[-] Godric@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Whichever you feel most comfortable with, but sending it back the way it came is some "you shall not pass" energy

[-] Cabrio@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago
[-] WtfEvenIsExistence@reddthat.com 3 points 2 years ago

@mizu6079@lemmy.world does that fail the challenge?

[-] shottymcb@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

Shame your wisdom came too late to help that poor fellow.

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