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[-] Mytrashopinion@lemmy.world 44 points 2 years ago

You've got this all wrong. Captain planet is blue.Adderall is blue. Captain planet is Adderall. Just take adderall.

[-] GigglyBobble@kbin.social 38 points 2 years ago

Got confused, took Viagra. Help.

[-] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 20 points 2 years ago

It hasn't been 6 hours yet, just keep masturbating.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 2 years ago

QUICK, STICK YO DICK INTO THE BONG!

[-] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Viagra is also blue ๐Ÿ˜‰

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 years ago

My adderall is a peachy pink color!

[-] MartinXYZ@kbin.social 23 points 2 years ago

Donuts

OP is Obviously a cop!

[-] ButtCheekOnAStick@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

You're forgetting alcohol!

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 17 points 2 years ago

Alcohol into this concoction is going to backfire spectacularly

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 years ago

Alcohol is for AFTER work. Xanax is for the work day!

[-] IthronMorn@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

Nah, this is literally my combo but with some alcohol as well. Works great. Just don't over do it.

[-] sabreW4K3@lemmy.tf 15 points 2 years ago

Kwame being THC ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿ˜‚

[-] Deceptichum@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

Oh shit, Iโ€™m outta donuts.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I explained Captain Planet to my daughter the other day. She thought it was one of the stupidest things she ever heard. She's right but at the same time, how dare she!

[-] dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 years ago

One of the members is from the Soviet Union? And surfs? Okay grandma, let's get you to bed.

[-] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Did you tell her we were all going through an environmental awareness trend at the time?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

That really isn't an excuse for how ridiculous the show is.

[-] theodewere@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

just remember to drink water, kids

[-] rocky1138@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago
[-] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Be careful with any pill

[-] RedTie13@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Anytime I had to clock-in for a customer service job.

[-] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Go to sleep one hour earlier.

Start eating a healthy balanced diet.

Go to the gym at least 4 hours a week.

[-] laverabe@lemmy.world 40 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[-] doppelgangmember@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

I think there is a happy middle here.

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[-] CluckN@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Then lawyer up and hit the gym

[-] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

...but I'm having fun ๐Ÿ˜

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I used to have fun like that until about the time I turned 40 and my blood pressure went through the roof. Now I do all the stuff that first guy said lol

[-] Blackout@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

Donuts are an underrated superpower.

[-] Flex@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I hope for you that it lasts

[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Go to the gym at least 4 hours a week

Yeah I'm going to die fat

[-] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

While we are talking about health, exercise and that stuff.

Vitamin D helps against fatigue so give it a try, especially in the winter.

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[-] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Mmm mixing uppers and downers, real 5head move

[-] Mamertine@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I'll suggest you try generic Aleve. I find it better than ib profin for most aches.

[-] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Meditation is better for you

[-] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Meditating? In the middle of a retail shift? ๐Ÿคฃ

[-] MrSqueezles@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago
[-] BobTheDestroyer@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Replace donuts with little salami sticks and you're bang on.

[-] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Iv managed to avoid nicotine thus far and I give thanks. (Tbf ibu isn't a daily thing for me either).

Most of my coworkers blaze, but only one other does it before or during work. And then they will ask me how I stay so pleasant in the face of such ass holery. Sure, it took multiple factors to make me a kind and patient person, or at least capable of acting like one, but the reason I can do it from 830 to 415 was the wake and bake. Wake. And. Bake.

[-] M137@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

"Donuts"

You mean sugar... Going by your logic for donuts, the others should be: coffee, cigarettes, joints, etc.

[-] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

No logic involved here, just a meme ๐Ÿ˜…

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