Hang in there! : microblogmemes

[+] starbreaker@kbin.social 49 points 9 months ago

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[-] GrimSheeper@lemmy.world 52 points 9 months ago

There's a slim but real chance that Mitch McConnell drops dead on live television in the near future and I refuse to miss it

[-] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 11 points 9 months ago

My conspiracy theory is that McConnell died sometime in 2018 and the Federalist Society reanimated his corpse. So we may have to wait a while.

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

they'll have to re-up the spell once in a while if its necromancy.

[-] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 2 points 9 months ago

What else are the GOP doing right now?

[-] Cort@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

I think it's more of an animatronic Chuck E. Cheese type of situation.

[-] AlwaysNowNeverNotMe@kbin.social 14 points 9 months ago

Peter Thiel will look 30 with moon white skin and robotic extending canines fitted with pumps on a velvet throne in a dark castle when I kick it. I've accepted this.

[-] schmorpel@slrpnk.net 5 points 9 months ago

oh no what have you created

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 29 points 9 months ago

If Dick Cheney dies this week I will give organized religion a reconsideration.

[-] jjagaimo@lemmy.ca 20 points 9 months ago

[-] chromeo@leminal.space 7 points 9 months ago

Thank you

[-] GombeenSysadmin@feddit.uk 11 points 9 months ago

Jimmy Carter: FUCK IT WE RIDE

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 4 points 9 months ago

Sadly he was hanging on for his wife, so

[-] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

We're gonna wait a long time for that dick Cheney. Heard he has no pulse after that heart surgery. Basically makes him a vampire.

[-] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 7 points 9 months ago

Fucker died on my birthday. It’s a pretty good gift.

[-] schmorpel@slrpnk.net 3 points 9 months ago

Yes we need you to beat the bastards, there's plenty!

[-] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

Not including the big fish, I think we all have that one person we should all be living to try and outlive.

[-] Emerald@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Image Transcription: Twitter Post

Lee 🍉 Carter, @carterforva

Listen, if you were only hanging on so you could outlive Henry Kissinger...

Dick Cheney is still out there. You gotta keep living.

[-] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Someone should shoot him in the face with a shotgun and make him apologize for it.

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