Two very pissed off cats.

I’m partially clipped into a wall. I’ve fallen into the backrooms.

Dead. I'm laying on my left side.

Very uncomfortable. You've pulled me off my bed and now I'm laying naked on my power inverter.

I'm laying on my side in bed, so.... I guess I jump two feet in the air, fall, make a big sound, probally bounce off and break some stuff and then have back problems all day.

15 stories high in the air over a concrete street.

I'm now swimming in a icy river, with a small ferry passing by next to me. Yay!

I am impaled by the edge of the couch.

I'm on the bathroom floor with my pants around my ankles

I'm dead.

I am now out of my cozy and comfy bed and on the floor while hitting my head on my lamp :(

My head is now clipping through a cardboard box full of stuff. I assume that wouldn't be very survivable.

I fall to the floor and possibly hit my head on a table on the way down.

I'm in a sitting position, one foot beyond my desk, with my feet about 10 inches off the ground, and my butt is about 16 inches off the ground. I fall on my ass comedically, amidst loud cursing.

I now have to crawl back onto my couch. And I'm cold now too.

A painful and likely explosive death

I'd be in a wall, and 2 objects occupying the same space would like result and a violent resettling of local physics as particles push each other out of the way

I just took my evening shit on the floor of my bathroom, which is unfortunate.

sitting on my friend's legs rather than comfortably next to him on the couch

I'd be on the floor. Which is a problem because I have a broken ankle/leg and can't put weight on it for another week.

Inside my coat closet...not the first time I'll struggle getting out of one

I am now inside my desk. I die a slow and painful death.

I am in my cat's litter box

I've clipped into a pool table.

I fall off the couch.

I'd be literally just standing in the middle of my balcony instead of on the side. Not bad.

I guess I’ll be sitting on the ground now.

I'm now shitting in the tub and about to fall right into it.

Wall.

I would assume I’m dead since there is a workout machine made of steel next to me.

I shit in the sink.

minimum 10 foot fall into the cold mud with my pants down. Please don't.

I am now sitting on the left side of my bed instead of the right one.

I'm clipping through the hairdresser right now, send help

I'm now on my husband's lap as he driving us 70 mph on the highway.

That seems highly unsafe.