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[-] SeramisV@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago
[-] VapeNoir@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

I'm in a different chair

[-] bobbyfiend@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Damnmit. I asked that kid to clean off this coffee table and now there's a pepper grinder, a bag of terrible candy, three remote controls, and some crushed fortune cookies, all under my back.

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

It's a close one, but I just barely manage not to be embedded in my kitchen counter

[-] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

I am now on the floor

[-] Raptor_007@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Shittin in the shower

[-] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I'm probably partially inside a dishwasher now and now we have to wait forever for the apartment managers to replace it and the counter.

AKA my life becomes slightly harder as now I have the first world problem of having to manually wash and dry dishes by hand.

[-] Deepus@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Im sat on a turd

[-] cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I fall off the radiator attached to my wall.

[-] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Nice try, you're not socialing my security question.

[-] ShadowAndFlame@mander.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

I'm now sitting partially inside my couch's end table. My wife just fell down the stairs.

[-] Trollivier@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

In sitting under my telescope

[-] Illuminostro@lemmy.world -3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You just discovered the tensile strength of the color green is umpity dumpity 400. How does that make your left nut feel?

That's how utterly asinine these kinds of queries are.

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