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[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 102 points 2 years ago

Take the L and call a truce already. He isnt getting the lands Ukraine bombed for 10 years back. Those who live in the zone will never forgive Zelensky or want back.

[-] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 101 points 2 years ago

Far from taking the L, Ukraine is apparently about to announce another mass mobilization, which makes Zelensky's visit yesterday to a Ukrainian school even more creepy

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[-] LeZero@hexbear.net 91 points 2 years ago

Cool story bro, but no one cares anymore

We are fighting with the second (best) army in the world

How the turntables turn

Also

LOL, LMAO even

[-] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 63 points 2 years ago

Zelensky says he's ready to hold elections

Isn't the political opposition still banned?

[-] supafuzz@hexbear.net 71 points 2 years ago

Well yeah that's why he's ready now

[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 55 points 2 years ago

only those to his left

[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 79 points 2 years ago

zelensky-navi hello biden. it's me, zelensky. i need 5 billion rockets to bomb donetsk children. slava ukraini.

biden-supervised hello belemphsky. it's me, brandon. i will send those rockets to you so you can continue to bomb gaza. slava israel.

zelensky-pain

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

Read this with those clunky cutscene pauses between lines that late 90s games had.

Also imagined them as blocky polygons but thats neither here nor there

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[-] TreadOnMe@hexbear.net 67 points 2 years ago

And I was told that the counter-offensive hadn't even started yet.

[-] Sasuke@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago

the counter-offensive is more like a state of mind than a military operation

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[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 53 points 2 years ago
[-] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 41 points 2 years ago

i'm a little surprised he'd admit it

[-] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

He's got to compete with Isreal for those proxy war bucks now

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 42 points 2 years ago

New cope: Russian winter will defeat Russia.

[-] TomBombadil@hexbear.net 36 points 2 years ago

I've seen this cope since the beginning

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 38 points 2 years ago

Russia, famous for not understanding Russian weather.

[-] Poison_Ivy@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago
[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

Goodbye, my dear friend

[-] ZapataCadabra@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago
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