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[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 102 points 11 months ago

Take the L and call a truce already. He isnt getting the lands Ukraine bombed for 10 years back. Those who live in the zone will never forgive Zelensky or want back.

[-] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 101 points 11 months ago

Far from taking the L, Ukraine is apparently about to announce another mass mobilization, which makes Zelensky's visit yesterday to a Ukrainian school even more creepy

[-] LeZero@hexbear.net 91 points 11 months ago

Cool story bro, but no one cares anymore

We are fighting with the second (best) army in the world

How the turntables turn

Also

LOL, LMAO even

[-] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 63 points 11 months ago

Zelensky says he's ready to hold elections

Isn't the political opposition still banned?

[-] supafuzz@hexbear.net 71 points 11 months ago

Well yeah that's why he's ready now

[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 55 points 11 months ago

only those to his left

[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 79 points 11 months ago

zelensky-navi hello biden. it's me, zelensky. i need 5 billion rockets to bomb donetsk children. slava ukraini.

biden-supervised hello belemphsky. it's me, brandon. i will send those rockets to you so you can continue to bomb gaza. slava israel.

zelensky-pain

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 19 points 11 months ago

Read this with those clunky cutscene pauses between lines that late 90s games had.

Also imagined them as blocky polygons but thats neither here nor there

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[-] TreadOnMe@hexbear.net 67 points 11 months ago

And I was told that the counter-offensive hadn't even started yet.

[-] Sasuke@hexbear.net 31 points 11 months ago

the counter-offensive is more like a state of mind than a military operation

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[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 53 points 11 months ago
[-] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 41 points 11 months ago

i'm a little surprised he'd admit it

[-] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 26 points 11 months ago

He's got to compete with Isreal for those proxy war bucks now

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 42 points 11 months ago

New cope: Russian winter will defeat Russia.

[-] TomBombadil@hexbear.net 36 points 11 months ago

I've seen this cope since the beginning

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 38 points 11 months ago

Russia, famous for not understanding Russian weather.

[-] Poison_Ivy@hexbear.net 24 points 11 months ago
[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

Goodbye, my dear friend

[-] ZapataCadabra@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago
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