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[-] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 50 points 2 years ago

Washington has Tillicum and Georgia has Cumming. This map was not well thought out

[-] ArtificialLink@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 years ago

I love Cumming, ^GA

[-] grue@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

North Dakota had better have absolutely nothing else even slightly risque, in order to have any hope of justifying its theft of GA's rightful entry.

[-] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago

"Tulsa" is just "a slut" spelled backwards.

[-] AccmRazr@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago

Yeah but Oklahoma has a small town called Peggs

[-] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

We have plenty of funny town names here, but my favorites are Hooker, Slapout, Stringtown, and Hoot Owl.

[-] Ithi@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago

"Peggs" is just "Sggep" spelled backwards.

[-] Sentinian@lemmy.one 23 points 2 years ago

Only Ohio would have pee pee township lmao

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Pee pee is my favorite township

[-] TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I refuse to believe there is a town in America called Rough&Ready

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I was literally there today 🤣

We also have a city in this state by the name of "City of Industry." Not simply "Industry" but "City of Industry." And "Carmel by the Sea" as opposed to just "Carmel" or "Carmel by the Dumpster Fire off 99."

[-] TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago

Thats crazy. I mean my country has some goofy names for small towns and villages but this takes it to another level entirely

[-] ares35@kbin.social 23 points 2 years ago

it takes less than two hours to get from bonesteel to gayville.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

That's what I like to hear

[-] MegaTony@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago
[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

I'm guessing it's because the map already has Cummings.

[-] grue@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

But Butts isn't even a town; it's a county.

This map is wack. It should be Cumming!

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[-] bbpolterGAYst@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 2 years ago

the states containing Dry Wood and Lubers are bordering each other, yet the wood remains dry

[-] MycelialMass@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago
[-] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

Bigbone, KY is home to a nice state park called Big Bone Lick.

[-] MethodicalSpark@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

They have Bison. Went there a few weeks ago. Pretty cool park!

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[-] outer_spec@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 years ago

“Cozy corner” isn’t actually that bad of a town name

[-] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 years ago

At night, it becomes wanker's corner

[-] soupyc@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Napo'opo'o isn't 'Na poo poo'

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

That makes perfect sense

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[-] MycoBro@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

There is a Gross Tête, Louisiana too

[-] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 11 points 2 years ago

The road from Blue Ball to Paradise runs through Intercourse.

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[-] Sewer_King@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Goochland, Virginia is underrepresented here.

[-] JaymesRS@literature.cafe 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

They choose Kiester over Gaylord, Moorhead (morehead), or Climax‽

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Tbf Climax was already on the map. Moorhead is pretty good though

[-] OKULTRA@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 years ago

no horneytown NC?

[-] mister_flibble@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago

Tbf it's technically just part of a town and not an actual town but there is Mianus CT

[-] mercury@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 years ago

there are more lewd souding towns in Virginia than short pump

[-] signor@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Mary’s Igloo is too much for me.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Yeah it's a quality igloo

Bald Knob Arkansas is way more lewd than Weiner

[-] DerArzt@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I don't know man, I live in Iowa and we have balltown and cumming (not sure which is better)

[-] Goldmage263@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago

I mean, Dry Wood is good for Kansas, but Seaman also makes a strong showing as does Great Bend and Cawker City.

[-] tamal3@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

What is Humptulips...

[-] NABDad@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago
[-] BaronVonBort@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Glaze City, TX should be a contender as well.

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[-] GraniteM@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Vermont has also Essex Junction, Proctor, Middlesex, Shaftsbury, and Hardwick.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Shaftsbury is pretty good

[-] timelighter@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Someone explain ballplay to me

[-] Adori@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Oh god essex really has gone through a new meaning

[-] riodoro1@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Texas should have corpus christi written on it 🥵

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[-] ZeroTHM@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Is no one gonna talk about Splunge?

[-] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Oh, PA probably gets way weirder than Intercourse.

Also doesn't MI have Exit 69: Big Beaver Rd? Also there's Hell, MI. Those are both way better than Dick, MI.

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