Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?

…if students at terrorist encampments were chanting slogans calling for the death of black or gays they would be swiftly stamped out. And that professors who did so would never work again.

And if my grandmother had wheels and could lift up to 5000 pounds, she’d be a Toyota 3-Wheel Electric Forklift.

idk man, seems pretty straightforward to me

number 10 is Ringo

Readers added context they thought people might want to know:

Either these couches are really tiny, or room in this image is really big. It looks like the room is like six times the size of my college dorm. If the rest of the house is similarly sized, it’s probably also insanely fucking expensive. middle school gymnasium ass room

Here’s what OP assumed you knew they meant to say:

TAYLOR SWIFT IS HETEROSEXUAL

just in case it wasn’t fucking clear

I know leftist memes can get wordy but damn

steve jobs was going to add this feature right before he died of ligma

This is misleading. They made each of the different denominations of Christianity a separate group, but atheists, agnostics, and people who believe in a higher power but don't belong to any specific religion are all lumped together.

sharks are smooth. my uncle is a shark and he said so

You’re right, Microsoft. I should get Firefox instead

My fediverse instance removed downvotes 😔