I would let my cat sit at the table!
With dialectics the rabble will get on top. Do not be so assured of yourself that you ridicule the oppressed for “forgetting their place.” It is you that has forgotten your era has ended, and soon you will be laughed at for your hubris.
She wants the tacks
she can have little a salami, as a treat
Where's my plate Hooman
I would give that cat whatever it wanted
How can you say no to this face
And you think shes not? 
She is.
Please don't make me start a struggle session about pets on furniture (I'm in favor of pets on furniture)
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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you don't eat at the table dummy