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[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 42 points 2 years ago

Nuh uh. Wesley totally has a girlfriend he makes the sex with. She just goes to this other universe. You wouldn't know it.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[-] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

The fact that you call it "pop pop" tells me you're not ready.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago
[-] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

She kills anyone she sees as a potential partner so she can fuck em

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Oh god, suddenly I'm having flashbacks to the SeaQuest episode where Roy Scheider gives Jonathan Brandis the safe sex talk and gives him a condom.

(I was looking for another Wesley gif and found this one...)

[-] derf82@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago

I’m pretty sure he boned Ashley Judd that one time.

[-] eran_morad@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

My mans threw it into Ashley Judd tho

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Does it count if it's with a time paradox clone of yourself?

Yes, unless it's one of Wesley. The little turd.

This depends, we have to apply logic, like the Vulcans do.

If it's the nasty in your pasty then you're not a virgin and negates the whole situation. Therefore, by proof of contradiction, the "past" you is actually another separate entity from another timeline, and you've achieved sex.

If it's a future you then it doesn't count, as you can't prove it wasn't merely temporal masterbation.

Even the Vulcan science directorate cannot refuse this.

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

And now, another meme format belongs to the collective.

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