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Early Access Cum for just 20 bucks! (lemmy.ml)
submitted 2 years ago by lelgenio@lemmy.ml to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 24 points 2 years ago

wtf who wants early access cum?

The wait is the point!

[-] Doog@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

It's called Premature ejaculation and I can't help it...

[-] lemmyseikai@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

I am confused. Isn't Early Access cum just pre-cum? Why make it so complicated?

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

No, it's premature ejaculation

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

That's actually a really good deal.
The girls I get usually cost $150/h. And they don't even have aeroplanes.

[-] Cjwii@lemm.ee 14 points 2 years ago

I usually wait for a few months to a year after the cum is released before I play with it. There's usually less bugs at that point.

[-] Thedogspaw@midwest.social 7 points 2 years ago

Seems like there would be more bugs that way but I'm not a developer

[-] stu@lemmy.pit.ninja 3 points 2 years ago

Absolutely, and by that point they've released new content and side quests in the Cum Box update.

[-] ReakDuck@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago

I stopped playing this game after they added EAC and did not enable Linux users

[-] BaroqueInMind@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I'm on linux and played this on singleplayer last night with no lag on an integrated laptop GPU. Are you referring to online play?

[-] metaStatic@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago

I mean, I'm not gay but 20 bucks is 20 bucks.

[-] Ricar22@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Sex 2...? I'm waiting on Cum Early Access to drop.

[-] EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Or just have sex with me, I'm good at accessing my cum earlier than I'd like.

[-] yumpsuit@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

she dakka on my airframe til i stable-release

[-] trashcan_is_here@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

You made my day!

[-] platysalty@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

This what happens when you don't brief the designer properly

[-] Heavybell@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

CUM

[-] Deestan@beehaw.org 2 points 2 years ago

I thought it would be released by now. Maybe they should see a doctor.

[-] AndrasKrigare@beehaw.org 1 points 2 years ago

That's a more charitable way to describe it

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