Faxes a dick pick but it comes out looking like a sonar image of a deep sea squid.

Opens mouth and emits fax sounds

Jesus, I remember the first time I got hit with that line (the old guys part, nobody has ever tried the fax on on me...yet). Just hearing it made me feel creepy considering the source, and I was only fucking 32. The girl was 17 FCOL. I literally noped out. Took off saying nope over and over again.

I've had giant leather bears hit on me and felt complimented. But that kid just skeeved me out. Luckily, it's never happened with anyone that young again, but it still isn't exactly the best line to use lol

dialup server wants to know this guy location

🎵She was a fax machine🎵

🎵She kept her rollers clean🎵

Ah I see you work in a bureau of the German government where fax machines are still the standard of communication. Emails get printed out and faxed over.

I have all Transformers G1 episodes recorded on betamax

My spine doctor said I have the spine of an old man. ;)

I know how to program a VCR.

I am old inside