I originally chose this as my Minecraft nickname, it's the name of a JavaScript library that I used (https://webpack.js.org)

I'm afraid to say why.

My name is not Tony

Mine should be obvious.

Beta as in Beta Pictoris, a cool star.

In order to rise
From its own ashes
A phoenix

First
Must
Burn.

~Octavia E. Butler, Parable of the Talents

Because squid can fly and it's awesome.

I don't remember my username

I lived in Tropical country and iced cool water is the best

Randomly generated by another website and I thought it was funny.

I chose mine because one day I had nothing to do and was super bored, so I just stared at ceiling and blackedout. And mind you I wasn't tired or anything neither did I sleep, I just lost consciousness because I was bored.

I just want to have a good time

Well. I am a wench. And quite jaded. I wanted to make something I had not really used before, back when I joined the place that shall not be named, and it sort of stuck. I also really love the color green. If it makes you feel any better I am a much happier person today than I was then. Still a wench though. 😈

Because my tiny little arms have been replaced with laser-cannons.

iron maiden song, a poker hand, and my name has 2 a's.

This my first nickname from when I start gaming on line : Star Craft - Broodwar.

1: Has just three letters. 2: Doesn't really mean anything. 3: I like how it sounds.

Mine was easy

Well, I'm waiting to drop a standard line that can be deduced from my username, but I still haven't landed a good post to do so...

Also, I wanted it to be disjoint from my former Reddit usernames

Two random nouns

There was a now deleted YouTube video by OneMinuteGalactica called "Apollo launches his viper funny" where Apollo from the original BSG tries to take off, but the launch tube just goes for miles and miles while the bridge crew and other pilots scramble to figure out what's going on. I thought the reference to it was funny and sounded cool when I was 15ish and it's pretty much stuck

I have no f***ing idea.

I am a TANK

I like noodles

Because it sounds perverse, slummy/moist, and randomly generated in equal measure.

I liked Ren and Stimpy when I was a kid first getting on the Internet.

I like popcorn.

I wanted to add "the magnificent" to the end of it but it didn't fit so

For Karl!

I like to smoke dope.

I was hoping to be generic. Also, to add to articles and photos on lemmy, I wanted random photos from users. I don't even care what they are. So far I've seen a beautiful landscape.

I was trying to call someone an idiot, but I only had a calculator on hand. I also didn't consider talking as an option.

It’s an alteration of an older PSN name I used a while back and it has a really nice ring to it.

Don't have the best internet and my favorite video game franchise is Metal Gear.

It's the truth

Because 10 year old me didn't know how to spell in japanese.

I just think they're neat

I left a shaker cup with some drink mix in there for weeks, totally forgot about it. Now it's a science project