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Better believe you're getting a text from the openers in the morning about how you missed one dish on the rack. (lemmy.world)
submitted 11 months ago by owatnext@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[-] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 27 points 11 months ago

Jokes on you, I'm clopening... I hate myself.

[-] moog@lemm.ee 23 points 11 months ago

Fuck this is so true about ever low wage job I've ever had. The openers are always the bosses favorites and get the best shifts with all their friends

[-] navi@lemmy.tespia.org 22 points 11 months ago

Yeah but can they play what ever music they want for the last few hours after the lobby is closed?

Small wins.

[-] The_Mike_Drop@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

He speaks the true knowledge

[-] Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 6 points 11 months ago

"well damn, guess you better get scrubbing it might take you an extra 90seconds of prep time!"

Every time.

And the only response to "then why didn't you do it last night" is "ask me that when you have 8,000 of them to do before you leave."

Anyone who has closed should understand. Anyone who hasn't can fuck themselves with the dirty dish until they have, or understand the feeling.

[-] owatnext@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

ask me that when you have 8,000 of them to do before you leave

Exactly! The "before you leave" part sums it up. Openers can just dip at 1 or 2 or whenever their shifts are over. I can't leave until everything is done, regardless of when I am "supposed" to leave.

[-] ergifruit@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

"Something wrong? Must've been night shift!" i had to quit working for medical reasons, but i was so thrilled that my leaving fucked them in every sense of the word, because i picked up all the jobs and extra shifts no one else wanted. true satisfaction.

[-] shani66@lemmy.comfysnug.space 1 points 11 months ago

True!

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