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[-] kescusay@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Jesus, that headline looks like someone threw a bunch of words into a blender.

[-] IanSomnia@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

“Did Kierra Lewis forget that it’s okay to take back consent at any point?” Pretty much sums it up.

[-] UndulyUnruly@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Closest you are getting to any action this weekend is giving the dairy cow’s teets a good scrubbin

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