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[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 9 months ago

In the spirit of Agatha Christie cozies I've noticed as a technique of masking having a couple of distinct character traits puts others at ease, so I'm the guy in a cat tee who really likes coffee, and if that's all I am then I'm less likely to be the killer.

Contrast a quiet but large goblin who is nervous and uncomfortable in social situations.

[-] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 9 points 9 months ago

Alright there buddy. So how many people have you killed so far?

[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 9 months ago

If you have to ask then you're no detective.

[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 4 points 9 months ago

238, it's right in their name

[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

²³⁸U killed far more than 238 people. Probably more than ²³⁵U.

Grrr. Liftoff doesn't support superscript... Thanks, Unicode!

[-] bleistift2@feddit.de 14 points 9 months ago

More like: “This weird hat and long beard must suffice for the first two years of our relationship.”

[-] TheAuthor_13@lemm.ee 12 points 9 months ago

He had no personality looong before it was cool

[-] 1847953620@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

can't get over how fucked up his hand is

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

All beards need a comb

[-] IBSshitposter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 9 months ago

this is amishphobic

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

Y'all just jealous of my weird hat

[-] ichmagrum@feddit.de 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I mean, you could do a lot worse than "the guy with the hat and beard" ...

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

You could also do better, "three foot five guy with a cat and a bucket of seed".

[-] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 9 months ago

Ew. Yes you could do better then that

[-] Sir_Fridge@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

"the guy with the mutilated left hand"

[-] Aggravationstation@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Doesn't apply to me. I also have a nose ring.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Ok that's just fancy

[-] tslnox@reddthat.com 3 points 9 months ago

If you come to visit you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in three hundred years.

this post was submitted on 11 Dec 2023
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