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We CaN't sAy MeRrY cHrIsTmAs AnYmOrE (midwest.social)

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[-] CowsLookLikeMaps@sh.itjust.works 36 points 11 months ago

"I am driving a lifted DODGE RAM TRUCK"

"My lifted DODGE RAM TRUCK has BLINDING WHITE LED headlights positioned EXACTLY at EYE LEVEL. "

"I am currently TAILGATING you in the RIGHT LANE even though you’re going TWENTY MILES AN HOUR over the speed limit and the LEFT LANE is OPEN."

"There are MONSTER ENERGY and FOX RACING stickers on the rear windshield of my lifted DODGE RAM TRUCK."

"There are PERFECTLY CLEAN mud tires and MASSIVE CHROME RIMS on my lifted DODGE RAM TRUCK."

"I make THIRTY-ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS a year and thought that that was a WISE FINANCIAL DECISION."

"I bring cases of BUD LIGHT to girls at high school parties while my wife and children are at home."

"My lifted DODGE RAM TRUCK has a GUN RACK which holds the AR-15 that I bought at WAL-MART."

"YETI COOLERS kick ass!"

[-] LovingHippieCat@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

Did...did you just fill out a madlib?

[-] grue@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

All that product placement just highlights how much of right-wing ideology is really just brand loyalty.

[-] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

I used to have fun with these guys.

I used to have one of the old Geo Metro cars from the 1990's. This was a 3-cylinder, 55 horsepower car that got prius-level gas mileage. The fun part is people who know what it is would break any law and do any amount of damage to their car just to avoid being behind it, even if I was going at or above the speed limit.

There was a spot in town that almost always had a cop running a speed trap. And early every morning on the way home from work, I would use the little car to bait Mr. Dodge Ram or Mr. Super Duty right past the speed trap at 70 mph.

[+] aelwero@lemmy.world -38 points 11 months ago

How does this differ from saying that women belong in the kitchen, or that being black means you rob people?

Stereotyping has, for my entire lifetime, until the past few years (trump I guess, until trump...), been something you'd only really see happening among the Republican types.

Now it's become almost an exclusively Dem thing...

I get the whole "statistically speaking" aspect (I have a LOT of neighbors with lifted ram trucks on very clean mud tires) of your comment, but that same logic is behind all the other stereotypes as well... How is yours good and theirs bad?

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

What this moronic, completely asinine "argument" intentionally neglects to consider is that being a douchebag is not the same as being born to specific parents. No one here gives a flying fuck about your campaign to discourage votes for Biden.

[-] grue@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

"Judging me for what I choose is equivalent to me judging others for what they are!"

[-] NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social 11 points 11 months ago

If you have a lifted truck, with clean mud tires and chrome, with no scratches on it, I will make fun of you and your fake ass.

I won’t feel bad about it.

[-] zeppo@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

I mean, even if they're dirty... having lived in Texas a bit, the adults who talk about 'big boy toys' and think 'muddin' is how they want to spend their weekends are immature in every aspect of life. Some are decent people, but still. Overlaps with alcoholism, pill abuse, shitty music, family abuse, carrying guns with them to 7-11 because they're fearful, and shitty bigoted politics.

[+] aelwero@lemmy.world -10 points 11 months ago

I will too actually :)

I'm just not digging the stereotype. Not in defence of the recipients, but rather as a desire to see the proprietors be better, because they generally have been in the past...

I'm chaotic neutral, I voted JoJo, sue me /shrug

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

You are obviously lying. No one believes you voted for Biden after you claim that bigotry is exclusively a democratic voter trait. Maybe next time try to troll a little more subtly

[-] Bob@midwest.social 2 points 11 months ago

Regardless of their trolling, JoJo was a nickname for Jo Jorgenson, the libertarian candidate in the 2020 election.

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Yeah, I had forgotten that. At the time though, I thought they were trying to mock Biden with a cutesy nickname.

[-] aelwero@lemmy.world -5 points 11 months ago

I literally called it a historically republican trait... And I didn't claim to have voted for Biden...

Some of y'all are getting as oddly zealous with this shit as the trump types are, and it's kinda unnerving.

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Yeah this is the picture you'd like to paint. But everyone knows it's bullshit.

[-] aniki@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

Troll isn't good. Downvotes ensues.

[-] HolyDiver@aussie.zone 9 points 11 months ago

the first stereotype you mentioned is a lot more harmful, and targets minority groups or people that faced lots of oppression through history so there’s an existing power dynamic that they reinforce, whereas the classic truck driving republican is a much more represented group that has never faced historic discrimination.

Another reason is that politically, their right wing ideology is definitively also a lot more harmful to many people as the core of right wing ideology is power through oppression, and so mimicking the forms of oppression they enact on others is somewhat empowering for less represented and less powerful groups.

That’s my impression of it at least

[-] zeppo@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

It's not even a logical comparison. They say a sign of intelligence is making good analogies...

[+] aelwero@lemmy.world -17 points 11 months ago

So it's not wrong to stereotype, as long as you can claim "moral superiority" while doing so?

I personally think that's been the narrative the entire time... All I can offer as an ambivalent is that it don't make it right, but at least your version is less wrong...

I suppose that is what we vote on these days though, whatever's the least fucky...

[-] HolyDiver@aussie.zone 6 points 11 months ago

it’s a little bit more objective that “claiming moral superiority”, as one side does a lot more harm than the other

[-] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works -3 points 11 months ago

Except that it puts us all on two "teams" which just encourages hate. Yes, the red "team" is worse in every way, but unless we make personal connections on both sides as human beings we'll just keep fighting each other and the ruling class will walk right past with their gobs of money and influence. Petty name calling plays right in to that.

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Bad faith arguers are so much easier to spot than you apparently think

[-] CowsLookLikeMaps@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago

Ah yes, a copy-pasta about trucks is literally the same as oppressing women and black people. The long and brutal history of truck owner marginalization must be stopped!

Also jokes on you, I don't fit your stereotype of being an American on the internet.

[-] WaxedWookie@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

You do you, my dude - happy holidays!

Incoherent screaming

[-] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 15 points 11 months ago

I guess they must not care, because they put all that effort in and then wrote "I don't care" at the bottom.

[-] BruceTwarzen@kbin.social 13 points 11 months ago

Look at gow much i don't care.

[-] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 11 points 11 months ago

So why the grinch then who hates Christmas. Also if they like the troops so much why do they keep voting for Republicans who deny healthcare for sick veterans. They only like the troops because of jingoism.

[-] 520@kbin.social 1 points 8 months ago

So why the grinch then who hates Christmas.

Because even Dr Seuss is too much for them to be able to read.

[-] zeppo@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

These are also people who want 'small government!!' while they support unlimited spending and power for police and the military.

[-] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 months ago

But that Grinch they used is the Christmas Hating Grinch, his heart is still 2 sizer too small.

[-] GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

There's a big group of people out there who can read a Dr. Seuss book and still not understand it.

[-] downhomechunk@midwest.social 2 points 11 months ago

I thought Dr Seuss got canceled?

[-] Protoknuckles@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Is that not representative of the "I got mine, fuck you" conservative movement?

[-] Pratai@lemmy.ca 6 points 11 months ago

Meanwhile, that same person is offended by:

• TV commercials

• books

• cakes

• restrooms

• rainbows

• Barbie

And ironically…..

• “happy holidays.”

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