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In the first day they sent out flyers, the After School Satan Club already has three students signed up for the new year.

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[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 81 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Bless the After School Satan (ASS) club 🤣 👹

Edit: such a sweet piece of naming it brings a tear to my eye 🍑🫏💦

[-] kescusay@lemmy.world 31 points 11 months ago

Motto: "Come to school for a piece of ASS!"

... I feel bad about writing that.

[-] CmdrShepard@lemmy.one 17 points 11 months ago

"We have room in our ASS for everyone!"

[-] Benign@kbin.social 12 points 11 months ago
[-] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

You make ASS whole!

[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Why? Its fun(ny)

Get your fill at/in the ASS club is funnier

[-] harry_balzac@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

I'm pretty sure that's the recruiting theme for Christian school teachers.

[-] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 52 points 11 months ago

Satanic church probably does more good for humanity then those bible thumpers ever have or will...

[-] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

Not gonna bother looking for sources and just agree that what you said is a fact.

[-] sab@kbin.social 30 points 11 months ago

It's the Satanic Temple, they do some great stuff.

Then again, my left buttcheek has done more good for humanity that the Bible Trumpers ever will.

[-] ButtDrugs@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago

Church of Satan is weird, Temple of Satan is 👌

[-] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 0 points 11 months ago

Didn't even know there was a difference

[-] ieightpi@lemmy.world 46 points 11 months ago

I think all religion is absolutely dumb and superstitious, but I give satanism a pass for the sake of essentially trolling what is considered normal religious standards.

[-] Khanzarate@lemmy.world 61 points 11 months ago

satanic temple doesn't believe in satan anyway, they're solid.

[-] w2tpmf@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

They don't troll. They have a believe system they honestly try to teach that is based on human morals instead of radicalized fiction. It's a genuine attempt to replace theistic religion with a religion of the real human existence.

Pastafarianism on the other hand is designed to troll normal religions.

[-] ieightpi@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Very interesting

[-] kellyaster@kbin.social 43 points 11 months ago

“I just happened to look in my emails and see the letter from the principal coming through saying that it was coming to Chimneyrock," Kincaid said. "I'm about to come unglued right now.”

I'm trying to picture what this looks like. She's on the verge of throwing a temper tantrum over this, which is hilarious and to be honest really sad. These people need to grow up and get over themselves.

Also, why are only grandparents quoted in this article? Is there not enough conservative millennial rage in Tennessee to meet their quota?

[-] Syo@kbin.social 11 points 11 months ago

Probably worked to death on two jobs, incoherent when interviewed.

[-] penguinsAreRapists@lemmy.world 39 points 11 months ago
[-] bedrooms@kbin.social 29 points 11 months ago

After School Satan Club is an alternative to the evangelical clubs that are in thousands of schools across the United States

This is the way.

[-] Syo@kbin.social 13 points 11 months ago

ASS... All the cool kids are doing it.

[-] Chozo@kbin.social 9 points 11 months ago

Ave Satanas!

[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago
[-] kescusay@lemmy.world 29 points 11 months ago

I mean, "after school Satan club" definitely sounds like something the Onion would come up with to make fun of the satanic panic Christian types.

[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

That's fair. I've been following them for a while, so it doesn't seem strange to me, but I can see what you mean.

[-] thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 5 points 11 months ago

This is correct.

this post was submitted on 14 Dec 2023
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