I could teach her
But she was killed by tar

It reminds me of this classic:

Whoever downvoted this just thinks it’s the arrow to scroll down to the comments.

I could teach Spock,

But he's in Pon Farr

♫ Warriors drink prune juice from the jar ♫

This is beautiful.

y'all have no right to be this funny

A prune juice perhaps.

Data agrees. 😏