I would like a Russian president who's less of a mass murdering cunt.
Concerning the current ~~dictator~~ "president", less alive would work for me as well.
I'm a bit afraid to see the one who'd be the successor. It'd either be a disaster, or another kind of disaster
It’s just like republicans. Every time for years when I’ve thought “phew, that shitbag is finally gone”, they manage to come up with someone worse.
Yeah. And the world wants a Russian president whos less invader-ey.
If the US farted 20 year old tech in the Kremlin's direction it would crumble. We don't have to be more careful about shit. Slava Ukraine!
This motherfucker wants someone "who understands the ‘importance of dialogue'" after he invaded Russia's neighboring country, straight up stole land & children and sanctioned his troops raping, pillaging and murdering civilians?!?
Putin is not a serious person on any level. His words and actions have no business being treated in a serious manner.
He should be hunted down and disposed of like a rabid dog.
He's not a human. Just trash.
Fucking cancerous trash.
Putin, mate… you’ve lost several tons of military machinery to cardboard suicide drones. I think we can safely say that you and your military are a non-issue.
Awww, wassamatta, Vladdie? You missing Donnie's soft lips on your rotten dick?
He misses the way Trump's tiny little hands made his dick look so big
All i want for christmas is Putin's bloody head on a stick outside Kyev
throw his body at the elephant's foot!
Do you want radioactive super Putin? Because that's how you get radioactive super Putin.
I'm guessing this is a reference I'd get better if I'd watched Chernobyl.
from now on you have to be more careful with Russia
What? You've shown your entire military is a joke. If anything, everyone knows they can wreck your military with little effort. The only defense you have at this point is your nuclear weapons. But you can't really use those or you'll turn the entire world against you.
Russia still has a lot of meat for the grinder, it's like Russian white walkers
Yes meat, but it’s not as easy to make tanks and munitions and armor as it is to force women to give birth.
Add to that the fact that China is struggling economically and have their own military goals, so they cannot keep supplying putler
Shut up, Putin.
Who the fuck cares what that genocidal maniac wants!
Americans want a Russian president who is less of an imperial bastard but we can all dream, can't we? Glory to Ukraine forever
You want a US president with a greater appetite for Russian dictator penis.
you mean DICKtator?
Dick-takor.
Says the asshole hell bent on destroying as much progress as possible.
malleable
That's what he means.
They’d like a Russian President who is less destructive.
They wanted the invasion of Ukraine to make Russia seem more serious and intimidating on a world scale and instead it's like oh, you guys could barely fend off California...
Barely fend off?
They wouldn't have a snowballs chance in hell against California.
Ha ha, true. But I mean that they’re struggling against a country the size of 1-2 us states while posturing as if they’re military or economic equals with the US.
Yeah all in good fun, I didn't mean anything bad with my post.
Oh, I laughed, I get it.
Only if they don’t pick up reinforcements from Florida.
We wont need florida, we've got San Bernardino, Fresno, and Bakersfield.
What I want to read from Putin is: "I'm withdrawing my troops from Ukraine"
"... and paying reparations for the damage caused."
"...and going to stick a fragmentation grenade up my own ass, live streamed on X™ with my good friend, Comrade Musk."
You're dreaming a bit too much there, sorry.
IDK at this point Russia would have to offer territory to Ukraine as an apology for me to feel better
Fuck Putler. Oh, he wants something? Well, he can want in one hand and shit in the other.
…from now on, you have to be more careful…
… not to step in this shıt 🤦♂️
Back atcha poot.
This is the best summary I could come up with:
Russian President Vladimir Putin would prefer an American president who is “more constructive” toward Russia and understands the “importance of the dialogue” between the two countries, the Kremlin said on Friday.
Asked whether Putin could work with the Republican front-runner in the U.S. election, former President Donald Trump, Kremlin spokesman Dmitry Peskov told broadcaster NBC News that the Russian leader would be ready to work with “anyone who will understand that from now on, you have to be more careful with Russia and you have to take into account its concerns.”
Since Russia launched its full-scale invasion of Ukraine in February 2022, relations between the West and Moscow have deteriorated, with Washington and its allies imposing wide-ranging sanctions on individuals and entities having links with Moscow regime.
Moscow has long accused the West of igniting and sustaining the war, with Putin saying: “Ukraine has become hostage of the Kyiv regime and its Western masters, which have effectively occupied the country.”
In the interview with NBC, Peskov repeated Moscow’s accusation that the United States of causing the war in Ukraine.
“It is a hybrid war that the United States is orchestrating against our country,” he said.
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wait, you didn't summarize anything?
My job here is done.
That photo looks doctored to the point of being creepy. Does his makeup look like that or was photo filtered to achieve that effect?
I'd guess both, not sure if we will even stop seeing dat face talking after he's dead
And I want a safe world for everyone, but that's not gonna happen. Hopefully his wishes will not be granted, too 😠
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