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[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 34 points 10 months ago

I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief.

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 27 points 10 months ago

I feel like this man's either going to be a dictator for the rest of his life or be found dead under mysterious circumstances less than a year from now

[-] jaeme@hexbear.net 20 points 10 months ago

This is a speedrun category to something but I can't tell which category.

[-] TheDeed@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago

Assassination

[-] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago

Truss self coup any%

[-] GVAGUY3@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago

I have no idea where this is gonna go. I just know single digit approval ratings.

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 17 points 10 months ago

One way or another he'll find out firsthand why you don't rock the boat

[-] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago

Any chance he’s actually trying to collapse the state?

Like, he is an ancap. He has seized power. What would suit his ideology most assuming he is a true believer?

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago

The most epic of bacon

[-] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Taking away the Haute Bourgoisie's Wompty Dompty Dom treat's is a bold move I'm sure will work out for him.

Should we break out the fresh cabbage?

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