Comebacks aimed at other people's mothers or wives will never be unfunny. "Putin bofa deez nutz" is one I've ended up using fairly often in recent times.

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You missed "lol", "lmao", and any combination of only emojis.

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There was a time when Patrick's statement was true. But that was, like, 10 years ago.

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Bingo!

Ding ding ding!

If only

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Username checks o.....Samsy? What's a Samsy?

You beautiful bastards.

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Me too thanks

Here is my completely reasonable opinion.

EDIT: Don't know why this is being downvoted to hell, especially as this comment isn't tagged 'edited on', demonstrating I put this 'edit' in the comment immediately upon posting so UPDOOT ME WAAAAH.

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