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[-] Murais@lemmy.one 63 points 10 months ago

I once ordered from a wings place and left the comment "arrange the chicken into a pentagram. please, I need this"

They didn't do it, but I hope I made someone chuckle out of it.

[-] ARxtwo@lemmy.one 55 points 10 months ago

One time I did some freelance work for a client and he had the most stereotypical Italian accent. I told my wife about it by mimic him and she didn’t believe me. He had let me borrow something that he needed for work and came over to pick it up. My wife answered the door and he said “Ay, it’s-a me Paglio (name changed). Is “Arxtwo” a here?” She did everything in her power not to bust out laughing. That was 13 years ago and we still talk about it.

[-] diffcalculus@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

You specifically called out the name change of the Italian guy, but not for yours.

Confirmed: your actual real name is Arxtwo. Nice to meet you, Arxtwo.

[-] leraje@lemmy.blahaj.zone 44 points 10 months ago
[-] Mamertine@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago

🤌 I agree-a!

[-] lugal@lemmy.ml 22 points 10 months ago

Made my day. Let me leave a comment so that I can return tomorrow

[-] thorbot@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Butts

Now you can come back and enjoy daily

[-] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

Let me leave a comment so that I can return

FYI, "save post" is a thing on Lemmy

[-] lugal@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago

Yes, I know, thanks. But I check these less often than the notifications that someone answered my comment, like you did, thanks for that!

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

The "bopitta boopity" got a chuckle out of me.

[-] DestroyerOfWorlds@sh.itjust.works 19 points 10 months ago

Hey -a we microwaved you a food that was brought here inna plastic bag!

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 4 points 10 months ago

I was role played an stereotypical Italian mother in a DnD game. I tried to slap another player because they were disappointing me. I ended up slapping myself.

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