submitted 11 months ago by nodimetotie@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Tired.

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[-] boblin@infosec.pub 14 points 11 months ago

Confucius says: man who runs in front of car gets tired; man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

[-] Classy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago

Man who runs alongside car gets winded!

[-] nodimetotie@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Confucius confuses

[-] gilokee@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

car exhaust

[-] WalrusByte@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Confucius was a wise man indeed!

[-] xep@kbin.social 7 points 11 months ago

Why could the bicycle not stand by itself?
It was two-tired.

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