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Kirk's medical opinion (startrek.website)
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[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 25 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

That's not bloodloss, This is bloodloss

[-] PoolloverNathan@programming.dev 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

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That's not bloodloss,
This is bloodloss

[-] Lucien@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

Where's the tiny blood stain that she miscarried?

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 years ago

As long as the blood stays inside ... you'll be OK

The doctor said all my bleeding is internal. That's where the blood is supposed to be!

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago

That's OK ... as long as the blood stays in the organ, that should be better right?

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Instructions unclear, now my organ just gurgles when I press the keys, and it's starting to leak.

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 7 points 2 years ago

Sir excuse me but I seem to have misplaced my blood.

this post was submitted on 19 Dec 2023
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