You can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effect (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by Luckyy@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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self-explanatory!!

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[-] utopia_dig@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

The ability to stop pooping for three days.

[-] tomat0223@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Power to turn things into gold by touch.

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works -5 points 1 year ago

Including your own body parts

[-] jgrim@discuss.online 1 points 1 year ago

Clear anyone of debt just by thinking it.

[-] Orvanis@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Their debt transfers to you.

[-] nichty@kbin.social 0 points 1 year ago

And then to you…

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 year ago

And then to an orphan somewhere. You monster.

[-] Nepenthe@kbin.social 0 points 1 year ago

Well, no one's said shapeshifting yet

[-] PorpoisePopsicles@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

But anyone within 50 miles with the same zodiac sign turns into a chicken

[-] Nepenthe@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

This is acceptable. I love chicken and hate Ted Cruz

[-] JSens1998@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 year ago

I can obtain any super power just by thinking about it.

[-] csm10495@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

The ability to think is lost

[-] frankyboi@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 year ago

I can reverse any moderator actions.

[-] Longpork_afficianado@lemmy.nz 1 points 1 year ago

You're an admin on reddit

[-] mizu6079@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Omnipotence

[-] Kaizo107@kbin.social 0 points 1 year ago

Good ol' invisibility

[-] khelmr@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

You need to wear a ring to use it, and undead monsters hunting for the ring will instantly know where you are. It may or may not have a mind of its own convincing you to never part ways with it.

[-] Grumlin@kbin.social 0 points 1 year ago

This sounds like my kind of movie.

[-] npastaSyn@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Can probably make a trilogy out of it... maybe even a franchise.

[-] Adi2121@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 year ago

The ability to touch a book to instantly know its content.

[-] dystop@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

It only works if you touch it with your penis.

[-] kakes@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Turns out, the books you touch are actually quite satisfied and content.

[-] JuxtaposedJaguar@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 year ago

The ability to talk to animals

[-] lazylion_ca@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

You can talk to animals now. I think what you mean is you want them to be able to talk too.

this post was submitted on 23 Jun 2023

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